bin laden Instant messages me.


hum_tum_2no_17 (11:27:50 PM): i have gone through ur messages
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:28:17 PM): they r totally good but u dont think

that u r writing opposite Muslim
geraldmsu (11:28:33 PM): ohh no
geraldmsu (11:29:30 PM): muslims have an obligation to to stop this

terrorism just like the cathloics did the inqusition,
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:29:40 PM): u dont think that if these message if

they gone to laden what will be happen to u
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:38:21 PM): there is anothere message named as
OSAMA

bin laden we will kill you
geraldmsu (11:38:31 PM): yes
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:38:41 PM): it is not accesssing
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:38:52 PM): and how will u kill laden man
geraldmsu (11:39:13 PM): the beheadings make me very angry make me

determined to kill those doing it.
geraldmsu (11:39:23 PM): I will check message,
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:39:32 PM): the great American fellow Bush cant

catch laden then what is ur position
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:39:55 PM): r u feasible to catch him
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:39:58 PM): can u do it
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:40:17 PM): there is an award of $25 million
geraldmsu (11:40:20 PM): no I cannot
geraldmsu (11:40:30 PM): My government will.
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:40:36 PM): then what do u mean by ur message
geraldmsu (11:40:43 PM): it is just a matter of time.
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:40:50 PM): what is ur government name
hum_tum_2no_17 (11:41:08 PM): and how many members are there
geraldmsu (11:41:09 PM): the mesasage links to a video, or us Air

power.
geraldmsu (11:41:30 PM): it is my answer to the beheading videos
(changes his screen name to "B".
B: is this Gerald the anthropologist?
G: yes it is me.
B: Ohh good to meet you it is I Binny.
G: Bin Laden?
B: yes it is I, I readyour report on the internet about "what do we

want". So I thougt we will tell them.So I put some videos out did you

see them?
G: Binny, hello,yes I have seen them all. what do you think about how

it is going?
B: it is very confusing, it isn't going as I expected.
G: Ohh I thouoght you thought it was going very well.
B: Oh NO, we didn't really expect both planes would be able to crash

nto the WTC, and NEvER expected both would crash down, we even

planrted story with your CIA that we had a Nuclear bomb In NY at same

time as WTC.911.
G: wow that is really surprising.what did you think would happen?
B: I thought maybe one plane would crash , and do some damagelike the

time we bombed the WTC. And so to scare bush we planted the story

about nuclear bomb in NYc or Wahsington DC.
G: so you got more than you expected?
B: oh my yes we really pissed everybody off. Scared Bush too much, he

went crazy, we didn't really expect him to send army to Afghan, big

arguement after that,lost a lot of support and funding,
G: I had no Idea.
B: in the name of alha, it was a very bad plan for us. Bush sent

secret letter to everyone saying USA would Nuke any country back to

the stone age if any helped with attack of nuckear on USA, He sent it

to 6 countries, they quit our support almost right away, we lost

Afghan you know.
G: Hmm I had no idea what kind of reaction you had.
B: yes we took wire whip to very large DOG, USA , was bad plan. All
my

best are dead or in jail and i'm living in cave, no phones video or

cable TV no fun at all.
G: Oh, well I guess I'm not sorry, you started this.
B: I am Suni you know and it cause a split among us even. usa got

angry and now every one is standing, and still have not set down.
We didn't really expect usa to invade Afghan, YOU never did that

before, you just fired some cruise missles at us, I only wanted a

bargining position with usa really.
G: Wow you really screwed up.
B: I know i know, now USA is in two countries, many Muslim leaders
are

very pissed at us,except Iran, they are Shiea you know.
G: Why arent they pissed at you?
B: Oh they Iran helped get USA into Iraq, they wanted Sadam removed
so

they could take over. And now we find Al Qadia and Iran fighting the

same enemy it is very embarssing, Suni and sheia on same side Alaha

forgive us.
G: But you are both muslims yes?
B: ahh but there are Muslims and then there are muslims. Take Zarqui,

sorry I still can't spell his name, we refused him 7 times, rejectred

him, he is not mentally balanced you know. But then he put on this
big

beheading show again and again, so to get some control over hiom we

agreed to accept him, our standards have fallen so far...
G: So you aren't doing as well as the American news makes out?
B: oh no If we mount another attack in USA, the Muslim leaders have

told us/me they will turn us over to the usa or kill us themselves..

Our funding has been cut back to far, I really didn't mean to scare

Bush or piss him off so much, but who would have thought Both WTC

would come down or that usA would occupy two moslem nations, almost

every one is pissed at me, like I made the USA move its whole army

into the middle east.
Tehy blame me???
G:So what are you going to do binny?
B: Well in my last message I tried to appoligize for Both wtc crashng

on 911. And made offer for some kind of talks. You notice I had no
Gun

in video and wore my best GOLD robe to show this was very important

and my respect.
G: Well what about iraq?
B: That isn'of my doing. but we have found the internet very good at

promoting attacks elsewhere in the world, it is a secure

communication, good command and control, great for PR, and of course

the Bin laden "Brand". At first I was against using the internet

because the US army invented it, but is is safe and secure, we even

put up training videos.
G: so what do you want now?
B: Oh we are just waiting to see what happens in Iraq, if Iran gets

the Nuclear bomb, I'm telling you we cannot trust the sheia.
G: What about palistine?
B: that to is falling apart, arfat is gone, we are working very hard

there to keep terrorism alive but peace might break out further

undercutting our power base. Amd to many students now watch US cavble

TV, they would rather be rock stars than sucide bombers. The madrasas

provide us many bombers, but they are not very bright, but what can

you expect from a sucide bomber?
G: So we USA is winning the war on terrorism?
B: I wouldn't say that for every 1 usd we spent for terrrorism you

spend 1,000,000 usd. How long can you keep that up? and even though

zarqi is a psychotic how long can you put up with those losses.
Fallajula was a good move on your part, we won't do that again.
Stupid Zarqi said he could stand up to you in a fight, you wiped
about

about half of our forces, we are still trying to regroup.
G: So what now?
B: Well this thing has just spun out of comtrol. We never thought

Patki would come after us, we really have no safe haven any more,

bercause of your satlites i can't use a phone or even look up at the

sky. And try to convince some one over the internet you are Bin
laden,

its safe, but it is also so difficult. We are trying at thsi time to

just keep little fires going, let Iran attack your troops with the

insurgents. Wait and SEE, that what I'm doing.
G: Do yoiu think you willever give up?
B: I'm willing to make some deals now, but never give up, I couldn't

anyway, 'they' are too afraid of what i might tell about who has been

helping us, If I did give up somebody would kill me, so tis not
really

a choice. But we may come back, time will tell.
G: so u feel safe on the Internet?
B: oh yes, its a land line and very slow, but we have over 500

terrorist web pages, and groups. And the beheading vids are more

popular in the middle east than prono now, the celerics like that.
My security people tell me i have to get off now.
Nice talk ing to you. Binny
G: Ok I guess it was nice talking to you too binny. Bye.