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Contents
Part 1
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings <g>
2. AGDC news
3. Classified Ads + Prize Draw winner
4. Book review/ title fight ( title----boxing??/ No?? aw never mind)
5. Whats in a name??????? / New pages
6. Joke spot
7. Payback time
8. Link to Paychecks/ banners buttons wanted (reward available)
9. Contact info / downline help group
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
Ooooh-Weee, what a GOOD week.
What with "Turkey day" for the USA, & my emails dropping off by 1/2 - 2/3
of normal levels, I actually managed to do some work for myself....
It's like having a life outside AGDC again...LOL
Anywaysup, I have actually opened the domain, & am quite pleased with it.
I have a few more pages in mind I can add at a later date, more about them
later.
I joined up on a couple of new programs, one of which is this:
http://www.dealerprograms.com/d.cfm?Jp5836xezine
A whole batch of dealer programs, well worth a gander at. FREE to join
I'm waiting to hear if I've been accepted for the other one, which
is similar to the freebie stuff I already have, but will accept non-ezine
publishers too.
If I get accepted, & you want heaps of freebies to give away,
AND get more than 500 visitors a day, this is well worth looking at...
I'll post the url next week, if I gets on it!!!
TNA is going mental... although price now $35. The joining benefits are great.
I havent adjusted the responder message yet, but its worth considering.
mailto:tnaoverview@...?subject=ezine
Also managed to put all of Bob Mills articles on Bob Hope on responders
all 11 (eleven) of them. I'm not sure if the email re-direct is
working cos, yet again ALL emails I'm sending to any MSN.com address are
bouncing. Anyone have any ideas why?????????
For a complete indexing:
mailto:autoreponders@...?subject=ezine
I also joined a new list, pub-and-ad@onelist...
I'm also not the token brit either...dave E's on it too...
He gets about abit that boy, he'll go far!!!
This seems to be made up of mainly ezine owner/editors etc & some of
the things being discussed are well interesting & informative.
I even subscribed to a few more ezines.
Two spring to mind, one is V. E. Harrison's Grandmas Secrets
mailto:grandma@...?subject=via-UKJerry
Although a recipe based ezine, the humoUr & snippets in it are great.
I even felt hungry reading it when I was doing a review of it.
This is with PROPER food, not all lettuce leaf & cottage cheese stuff.
I reckon I gained 5lbs by the time I reached the end of it... Luvvverly!!
The second is on a more serious note:
Lisa Schmeckpeper's Website Success Monthly
mailto:lrsmarke@...?subject=via-UKJerry
Not only is this a BIG ezine, packed full of tips & hints I'd never
even heard of, Lisa is also involved with "Toys not Tears".
this is a great idea, & instead of me trying to explain it,
I'll just paste in what lisa wrote:
......In this crazy Internet world where commercialism has taken
over we have tried to find a way to utilize that
commercialism to help benefit abused & neglected children.
SAVE has been providing underprivileged children with toys,
gifts & everyday necessities through Foster Parent
associations in all 50 states and was looking for a way to
utilize the Internet to further the cause.
By creating a website that provides parents with resources &
information about child abuse prevention, including a Free
Child Abuse Protection Guide, and partnering with online
retailers in an affiliate type relationship they are well on
their way to accomplishing their goal. Consumers are being
urged to spend their holiday shopping dollars in the Toys
Not Tears mall where a percentage of their purchase will be
used to support the Toys Not Tears project. This will allow
SAVE to purchase items & distribute them to needy children &
foster families across the country.
For those Internet surfers who do not shop online or who are
strapped for cash we have included retailers who are paying
SAVE for Click-thru's & leads. Simply by visiting the
retailers websites and/or requesting free information SAVE
will earn monies to be used to support the Toys Not Tears
project.
It has felt good to be able to use my talents to promote
such a worthy cause. I know I spoil my own children every
chance I get. We just celebrated my daughter's 2nd birthday
yesterday (yes, Halloween!) & she was showered with baby
dolls, toys & clothes. It really makes you step back & think
of the children who would be so happy & so lucky to get even
just 1 toy this Christmas.
Please help support the Toys Not Tears project by choosing
to shop at the affiliate retail stores or by making a direct
donation at www.lrsmarketing.com/tnt?ukjerry
If you are a ezine publisher or webmaster you can help by
donating free advertising space for a classified
advertisement, an article or a link to the Toys Not Tears
website at www.lrsmarketing.com/tnt. We will even mention
you in this newsletter next month & thank you on the retail
affiliate website with a link. If interested please email our
autoresponder
mailto:tntfriends@...?subject=viaUKjerry
for details.
I just wonder if the UK will get something like this sorted for next Xmas???
Somehow I doubt it......
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On a brighter note, I owe Windsong...again.
Not only has this lovely lady been busy with her own turkey day stuff,
she's done me the huge favoUr of HAND SUBMITTING some of my pages for me.
However, instead of me getting away with just the huge wet sloppy kiss I
promised her for the time & trouble she's been to, I also have to mention
all the FREE E-BOOKs shes posted at her site:
http://www.nidlink.com/~ldanderson/ebook.html
Windsong also tells me theres a page of free software in the pipeline too.
If ya decides to help yerself, please let her know I sent you.
Thanks....
*********
Havent heard anymore about Boating Jon's "Name the Domain" comp.
However, he must love the name I gave him as he now has the email address
of Boating-jon@...
The "Boat-man" has an ezine ad later....
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AGDC news
As I already said, turkey day wiped over 1/2 my expected normal email
delivery.
Strange, I thought with more lesiure time, people would have been really
punting their programs etc....
That dont make sense to me....
I personally promote harder when its a holiday in the UK
Anyhow, not much to report, except the manager/locked positions are still
wide open.
Some people have been having hassles with the sign up urls etc.
This I feel is due to new servers LinkOPP are using. I have emailed Dan &
doug telling them of this problem, & will post something to the AGDC
members list as soon as I hear back from them.
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BOOK REVIEW
Title Fight??????
(Well I thought it was funny)
dave E has already posted a review of Kim Skinners new book. He done it
yesterday, how do I know???
I READ his ezine not skimmed it... wonder if I'll get some feedback
(Private joke, all those already on pub-&-ad will get it tho...LOL)
Anyhow, as most of what he wrote is what I was gonna post, I thought
I'd take a side-ways viewpoint...(as per normal)
So if you want a proper book review, email dave e for a copy of his.
mailto:editor@...?subject=book-review-UKJ
I have gone for the WIIFY, ("whats in it for you" angle incase ya want a
stocking filler fer Xmas, I'd settle for Xena, but thats enough of that)
So roll up folks for the bout of the year:
In one corner we have Jim's "Insider Internet Marketing"
In the other we have Kims hugely titled: INTERNET MARKETING TECHNIQUES
THAT YOUR COMPETITION DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW.
Weighing in at $27 is Jims, $39 is Kims, both prices include shipping to UK.
dont know what local US rates are...
But extra is jim's $40 for the web page to be a reseller, Kims was inclusive.
Round 1 Kim.
..................
Jims is smaller & has a neater looking cover.
But if your reading a book ya aint looking at the cover..right???
round 2 Draw.
.....................
kim has 78 pages, A4, jims is 116 pages A5
Jims is easier to hold, but Kims has plenty of spaces round the margins for
your
own notes, & also the flip side is blank...Well mine was when it was new.
its now filled with my own scrawlings & reminders.
kims also has to be bigger to get the title on it...LOL
round 3 draw.
................
Jims touches on LOADs of stuff on how to market on the web,
Kims covers slightly less but goes into more details
round 4 draw.
.................
kim gives a disk with hers, on it is a web page with click links to various
sites mentioned. Also some check/cheque software.
this is a great idea. although I aint sure if I can use it!!!!
round 5 kim
...................
Jims content page gives the relevent page #, kims doesnt.
this is the only fault I found with kims, its hassle skipping thru
pages trying to find something, so I wrote my own page#'s in.
Round 6 Jim
.....................
Both these 2 authors are up-front & honest people, kim gives a thumping a/c
of what happened to her when she tried spamming...
Jim does the same with a hosting crisis...
round 7
draw.
..................
In summing up this 7 round contest, I believe Kims comes out slightly on top.
However, web marketing is an evolving entity, Kims is the newer of the 2
books.
so has more up-to-date info. I know Jim has an update in the pipeline, but
have no idea when / if it will be released.
both are easy to understand even for someone like me!!!!
IMNSHO, both books are a KNOCKOUT. ( pun INTENTIONAL)
I use them both on an almost daily basis.
However, if you wish to order either (or BOTH) books for yourself:
http://www.kndpublishing.com/book/paychecks.htm Kims
http://www.bizweb2000.com/d3562.htm Jims
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Whats in a name?????
No takers again for this bit of FREE publicity.....I dunno!!!!
No one got a piece on why they chose their online name or domain name??
not even dalepublishing???? ;-)
so instead I'll use the space for mentioning my new links pages.
As you may (or may not know), I always look for a slightly different
approach to things.
To that end, I reckon that most people using FFA links dont read
anyone else's links, or they use submission software to post.
I personally just cant be bothered with them.
But, on the other hand we all know that links from another site to yours
increase the popularity rating of your site with the majority of BIG search
engines.
Hence my pre-occupation with LinkOPP:
http://www.linkopp.com/member/jp5604.htm
(got it in again...LOL)
Anyhow, what I have done is created Several different links pages.
One is an archive index for back issues of Paychecks.
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/fame.htm
Any jokes, Whats in a name, or articles etc, are all hyper-linked.
so the more stuff YOU send me that I use, the more links from different pages
on my domain go back to YOU...
Also, I have a hyper-linked testimonial page... where anything you say
about paychecks will be linked back also.
If you think its great OR absolute c**p, send me a message & I'll post it.
But it'll only stay up as long as you are still a subscriber!!!!
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/testimonials.htm
Also, I now have 2 separate jokes pages.
I intend to have only ONE joke per person when they're finished
these are submitted to search engines under the "entertainment" sections.
1 is for clean jokes, & will have 30 max jokes on it.
the other is ADULT, also with 30 max. dont go there if you are easily
offended.
I have submited the adult page to "Shaven Ferrets" anti-social pages...
we'll see what happens.
My reckoning is that maybe some people who have no interest in bis-ops
will visit the jokes pages, & maybe pay YOU a visit & get an interest.
Whatever, tho' its still all links!!!!!!!!!!!
If Jim Daniels advertised on Joke lists, well thats good enough for me.
http://www.paychecks-online.com/jokes
All these links pages are for subscribers only to get linked from...
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Joke spot
This isnt so much a joke, but a blatant bit of thievery from Bob Mill's ezine.
I love the way Bob's mind works, I subscribe to his ezine & have all his
articles on responders...
was also the only bit I found that mentioned turkeys!!!
See Bob's ad for subscribe instructions
Anyhow here goes.....
[][][] P O O P F R O M T H E P O T O M A C [][][]
PRESIDENT CLINTON CAPPED A ROSE
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Clinton aides who were unable to attend the
pre-Thanksgiving holiday ceremony breathed
an audible sigh of relief when told that the
"gobbler" the president was reported as
having hugged was just a turkey.
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Payback time.....Heres the ads
Purrrrrleasssssse, mention paychecks when answering an advert.
Please note the #'s in brackets are how many ads have run.
ie (2/4) means this is 2nd ad of 4
(?) means that ad will run until I'm told otherwise....
No brackets means a one-off advert ........Thanks
If YOUR ad isnt listed, its either run out or you've not sent one,
or I forgot it. Please tell me which.
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Downlines built by autosponsoring
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Your ad could have been here......... why wasn't it??????
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Links & banners & buttons etc
Back on about links again... anyhow, thanks to windsong & boating Jon for
the banners etc they sent.
Maybe due to turkey day etc, no-one could be bothered to do any designing etc.
But the offer still stands. Anyone who can design me a banner or buttons or
whatever I can put up on a page for peeps to chose to link back to me with
would be rewarded wit a link & a free exclusive ad mailing...
I'm useless at .gifs & jpegs etc, dont mind admitting it either.
My html sucks as well...LOL
So when I have a few more I'll release the page url & you can all see the
pretty pictures etc my wonderful subscribers have made for me & all link
back...yes???
Being as I have a heap of various stuff on my pages, like bis-ops,
freebies, ezine, jokes etc etc, theres a vast area that needs a pikkie or 3...
Go on ...help me out...thanks.
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Anyone can reach me with their questions, or just a chat etc
Phone: (44) 0181-931-5090
Fax: (44) 0181-931-5090
email: ukjerry@...
Snail: Jaylyn Enterprises PO Box 219, Waltham X, Herts, EN8 8BZ England. UK.
OR by joining my downline help group:
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This is a no ad/ no spam discussion group, open to anyone in a downline
of mine.
Membership extends to anyone YOU sponsor into the program YOU are under
me in.
Also to any one they sponsor etc......
This group is fairly unique, I havent come across one like it.
Where else can you contact ALL your upline with one email????
Use this group as part of YOUR U.S.P. Unique Selling Point.
It will give you an edge when sponsoring prospects
Til next time
Be Lucky
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Issue # 9a (8th Dec '98).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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"This ezine featured at EzineCenter.com -
The Ezine Search Engine(tm)
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Greetings from across the "Pond" to all NEW subscribers & Paychecks regulars.
If you like what you see, please tell others, if you dont, please tell me.
I'm always open to suggestions on how to improve things.
All email addresses posted have the owners permission........
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings <g>
Some real sneaky stuff this week.... LUV IT !!!
Also TWO sad bit's, 1's a RIPP OFF
2. AGDC
3. Classified Ads + Prize Draw info + autoresponders
4. The value of feedback
5. Whats in a name???????
6. Joke spot
7. Links
8. Contact info / downline help group
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
of events, however I do try to remain neutral as best I can)
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
This weeks issue is somewhat different to the usual ezine.
I have attempted a serious article!!!!! FEEDBACK
Maybe in future I'll stick to the zany stuff
Also NO ADVERTS this week, they'll be back next week.
good job they aint paid for....<g>
But in order to keep the size down AND I had a real important notice that
IMHO is necessary to get out... I've skipped 'em
I hope it's still "Off the Wall", diverse &
I hope entertaining & informative.
First off, did you notice the "This ezine is listed" bit at the top??.
This is a new resource I found, somewhat similar to the other
"Ezine Directories", but the beauty of this is theres only a COUPLE of
bis-op ezines listed there at the Mo.
Mine is #2
Dave"E", Kim,Ruth, Tom, Boating Jon, USA Jerry,
& any other editor I've left off, Might well be worth a poodle
up there & get yours listed too:
http://www.ezinecenter.com?paychecks
Secondly, I went surfin' around yesterday & investigated this site:
TechAID Internet Services.
http://www.techaid.net?paychecks
Now this site has some great freebie stuff.
1. A pet hate of mine is spam & spammers.
Not just because of the c**p they send , but because it costs me money to
download their emails.
I have now got an invisible bit of code pasted into my page(s) that will
generated heaps of false email addresses for a harvesting spider.
2. Web position / rankings
I work with win3.1 as I'm waiting for Jan sales to upgrade this pc.
We in the UK pay 2 or 3 times as much for a pc than the USA.
This time last year a 233MHZ was $3 GRAND, They're now about $1 grand.
Hopefully they'll be even cheaper in the new year.
webposition.com dont do a win3.1 version, BUT I can use the facility at
Techaid... how brilliant & for free!!!!
I now know exactly where my pages are listed AND ranked in the big 8 engines
for specific keywords/phrases.
3. Robots & spiders
Kim Skinner told me ages ago about "Robot return tags".
I edited them into my pages on the assumption if they worked great.
If not, I havent lost anything.
TechAid have a bit of invisible code that will send an email to me.
EVERY SINGLE TIME a spider or robot enters my pages!!!!!
I havent had any feedback from this spiderwatch code yet,
but will keep y'all posted. I'm also not quite sure if a spammers
harvesting spider will trigger the email or not, but it makes
watching my inbox fill up interesting again...LOL
As I'll know their spider has been sent to a false address generating
guestbook, which appeals to my DARK side.....
I had an interesting email conversation with TechAIds webmaster Joseph.
He was really helpful & when I offered him a mention he just wanted this
inserted, So Joseph here t'is:
TechAID Internet Services.
Great features you can't find anywhere else.
His stuff is all FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the sort of thing that I've been asking the wish granting ezine fairy
for Xmas pressies....LOL
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Talking of freebies etc, Last week I said about the new freebies program
I was waiting on an acceptance email from??????.
Well I got in on it.
If you gets around 500 visitors a week & want some stuff to give away.
Try this:
http://www.bachsys.com/cgi-bin/refer.pl?paychecks
If not then go check My freebie pages out:
http;//www.paychecks-online.com/free
I am reliably informed that there wont be many new freebies til after Xmas,
then theres heaps lined up!!!!
Watch this space!!!!!
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Sad bit #1:
dave "E" (who features quite prominantly this week),
made the decission this week to scrap a project he was trying.
His TWO ezines also doubled as a helpline /discussion forum too.
This help forum has now had to be scrapped, due to abuse by people who kept
trying to post adverts.
This I feel is a trait of some onelist members who have loads of advert groups
addresses & just email adverts left right & center.
I pulled off ALL the advert lists I was on as at one point I was getting 1000
emails PLUS a day from there. I didnt know about digests then...ho-hum
I feel sad for dave as at least he had the guts to try this out.
I had a similar idea ages back but dismissed it for the possiblity of this
happening.
I'm just glad my own helpgroup doesnt suffer the same abuse!!!!!
Thanks for the service while it lasted dave...
dave also tells his readers that paychecks was listed #2 UK bis-ops ezine...
How did you find that out dave?????
as I accidently trashed my copy instead of filing it....
email ME private....(theres a joke there somewhere...LOL)
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SAD BIT #2
I was sent this by a guy called Kurt whose email address & other
info I holding back.
having been scammed for $3 grand myself in the past, one function of
paychecks is to keep my subscribers updated as to other scam info.
Jerry -
Following are a few paragraphs on 2Xtreme to include in your ezine -- I sure
appreciate the help!
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Looking for victims: 2Xtreme Performance International of Dallas, Texas,
has a long roster of people who've spent $10,000 to $40,000 or more, and
have made very little back. There are 114 complaints on 2Xtreme at the
Texas Attorney General's office, and lots more at the Better Business
Bureau. What's the problem? John Polk, the CEO, is a master at
direct-response marketing and seminar sales -- he is also under federal
indictment for fraud from his previous seminar company, where he was selling
similar "money-making systems". 2Xtreme makes most of its money selling
'marketing systems' to its distributors for $1,000 to $4,600 apiece -- only
problem is, they don't accept any returns and the marketing systems don't
work. If you don't believe me, ask them to give you a reference to a single
person who has made their money back with a 2Xtreme BIB
(Business-In-a-Box) -- they won't do it, because no one has!
2Xtreme has corporate-run seminars where they recruit people into the
business and sell prospective distributors $600 to $10,000 in 'marketing
systems' and 'leadership positions'. Also, John Polk has an outbound staff
of telemarketers, who have no experience in network marketing themselves,
who call up these recent seminar attendees and make 'appointments to teach
you how to do the business'. These appointments are sales calls for the
2Xtreme marketing systems, where distributors are then sold an additional
$1,000 to $6,000 in marketing materials. By the time they are actually
introduced to a real upline sponsor (who may or may not be successful at
doing the business), these people may have spent $15,000 or more!
John Polk is facing 8 counts of federal fraud charges because of the
fraudulent claims that he made with his previous seminar company, Peak
Performance Systems. The only problem is that Peak Peformance Systems was
just John Polk's learning ground -- the damage done there pales in
comparison to the tens of thousands of dollars that individual American
families have lost as a result of their involvement with 2Xtreme.
For a site that talks about 2Xtreme problems, see:
http://assembly.nerdworld.com/assembly.asp?rn=88902&assemblyid=13&setstate=s
If you are already in 2Xtreme, and are wondering if your business is legal,
visit the following site:
http://www.mlmatty.com
There are 3 articles to read there: "Is your MLM Legal?', "Is this a
Pyramid Scheme?", and "WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!" It seems pretty clear that, of
the four 'income centers' that 2Xtreme has, only one (the nutritional
products) is not a pyramid and therefore legal.
If you know of any people who have lost money with 2Xtreme, please tell them
to contact the webmaster (Misty-48) at the above 2Xtreme Problems site. We
are currently trying to get investigators to look into 2Xtreme, and there is
also the possibility of a class-action lawsuit.
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There it is, Jerry, I hope there is something useful there.
Regards,
Kurt
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UK Jerry comment:
I hope none of my subscribers are caught up in this anywhere.
BUT maybe you may know someone who is desparately looking for help??????
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or visit:
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As we in the UK pay heavily for web connections / local calls
I have tried to add as many new responder messages as I can.
This is so anyone else who pays per minute can see whats going on
at my domain. The responder address given is my INDEX responder.
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The value of FEEDBACK
by UK Jerry
In the internet marketing game, for the most part both the site owner & the
visitors are faceless, unless of course theres one of those tacky "photos"
of the site owner on a page or 3. ( I'd break a digital camera..lol)
It's not until theres some form of contact either by email from somebody,
or a sign-up notification from a program that the site owner is ever aware
that YOU as the visitor even exists.
For the most part, the standard ways of asking for feedback are guestbooks,
cgi scripts/ mail forms ( which I dont even begin to understand) &
autoresponders "email capture" functions.
Or by use of a ?referer in a url code, which will show up on the user logs
of a domain. ( This is only of any use if you HAVE a domain)
Forking Nick (http://www.forkinthehead.com?ukjerry) has taken the concept
of asking for feedback & turned it upside down by asking that people CRITISISE
a flawed web site, & in a very novel way too.
I too have asked for both negative & positive comments on the
paychecks-online domain & ezine with the offer of a link from my pages back
to the comment makers site.
( I'm glad to say I havent had any negative responses ...yet)
But is that a false security????
It may well massage the ego, but in all honesty I for one would prefer
constructive critisim, to a lack of any response.
With a negative comment about a site/ezine, its far easier to rectify &
improve
any aspect of the page or whole domain or style of ezine.
With all the millions of pages out there screaming for a surfers comments,
no-one can expect each & every visitor to be motivated enough to pass any
comment whatsoever.
The Paychecks ezine I hope fills some of the gap in this very hit & miss
cyber-world. Paychecks tries to "Talk to" its subscribers, not at them.
I personally feel its my place as editor, to let you know what works for me,
and maybe even more importantly what doesn't !!!!.
A personal recommendation goes a lot further than a basic advert.
I appreciate the comments I have got from Leon Brinkley, Kim Skinner,
Armando Trevino & Bob Mills all informing me that my comments about their
ezines have gained them some extra subscribers. I also know that a mention
by Bob Mills in his editorial for FSU (Funny Side UP) gained me more
subscribers that week than I usually pick up by an indefinate ad swap with
FSU...thanks Bob.
The nature of the web is such that if someone dont like what they see, or
in some cases, hear when a page loads, they'll click straight outta there!!
You'll never know their comments, cos they'll never return..
My advice to anyone who has asked for feedback & only gets a 10% or less
reply level is not to feel disheartened, but rather appreciate that those
people have taken part of their most valuable commodity & given it to you
FREELY for little or no reward. That commodity is their TIME.
These are the people you can actually build an online relationship with.
So be grateful that it is only a 10% reply level, cos if it was 100%, you
would get buried, & the quality of those relationships would suffer.
Whats the next step in finding out what people actually think about your
site/ezine????
I'm not sure, perhaps I need some feedback............
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Whats in a name..???????????????
This weeks offering is from dave "E" & slots quite nicely into the
joke section as well for reasons I'll explain after.
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Hi Jerry,
Just read and enjoyed Paychecks yet again.
The name Dale Publishing comes from the intial letters of my name and my
wife's - Dave And Liz Everett = DALE. Simple isn't it!
With regards,
Dave Everett.
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Joke spot/ embarrasment corner
dave "E" is what I consider an online buddy, so I reserve the right to poke
a bit of fun his way now & again.
dave is getting a track record for putting the wrong info in things.
Last time he was featured here, dave put someone elses ID# in an AGDC
advert he posted at my ad site.
This time, he sent the "Whats in a name" bit to the ukjerry downline helpgroup
Notice the email address in the "TO" line....LOL
I hope all the group members enjoyed that.<g>
Also this is what I meant by email me PRIVATE.... ;-P
dave's & others mistakes are higlighted at the archive section of
the paychecks domain.
Why not visit my "Hall of FAME & infamy"?????
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/fame.htm
I supose Jimbo(brit-worldwide.com) is relieved I'm leaving him
alone for a while............
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This group is fairly unique, I havent come across one like it.
Where else can you contact ALL your upline with one email????
Use this group as part of YOUR U.S.P. Unique Selling Point.
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Til next time
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Hi peeps.
was just sent this by Tommy C of Cammnet.
After the 2xtreme bit in last issue, I thought some of you might well find
this interesting.
L8r
UKJ
> <-------------- Maximize Your Screen For Best Viewing -------------->
>
>
> *********************************************************************
> * PENTAGONO: The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth! *
> * Co-authored by Graeme V.O. Clark & David J. Warren *
> *********************************************************************
>
>
> December 1998 -- North American Update
>
> Congratulations on your decision to investigate our MLM Scam Warning,
> make no mistake you have made an intelligent decision.
>
> Let's get right to the point. As an online entrepreneur you are most
> likely aware of the growing number of quasi-legitimate opportunities
> being pumped out via online get-rich-quick hype machine. And among
> the most popular of scams are pyramid schemes masquerading as multi-
> level marketing plans.
>
> Unfortunately, peoples morals, ethics, and common sense are tossed to
> the wind in the greed induced quest for BIG dollars NOW! That's what
> is taking place with an Italian based wealth re-distribution scheme.
>
> Our motivation for this MLM Scam Warning is to expose what we believe
> to be fraudulent activity. Why?... You Deserve to Know the Truth!
>
> ==========================================
> Welcome to Pentagono AKA Future Strategies
> ==========================================
>
> What is Pentagono AKA Future Strategies?
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. is a privately owned Italian company founded
> in late 1994 and located in Carpi,Italy in the Province of Modena. In
> March of 1995 Future Strategies began promoting and administering the
> system Pentagono under the pretense of helping people to overcome
> financial hardship. Then in January of 1996 Future Strategies decided
> to expand Pentagono internationally and claim the system is available
> in over 100 countries.
>
> The Future Strategies S.r.l. administrators state the company is owned
> and operated by two Directors who are lifelong friends, is 100% legal
> and fully approved by the Italian government, completely debt-free and
> has no affiliations to any other group or business, and that the staff
> now comprises of more than 50 people of various nationalities with the
> objective to better assist participants from various countries.
>
> According to information obtained by the Chamber of Commerce of Modena
> on December 1st, 1998 per C.C.I.A.A. Registration Number 276952:
>
> FUTURE STRATEGIES S.r.l (joint-stock limited company)
> Chief Executive Officer - Mr. Marri Claudio
>
> VAT n° 02252430364
>
> Head office: Branch office:
> Via S. Pellico 3 Viale A. Moro 18
> 41012 Carpi - Province of Modena 41012 Carpi
> tel. 059/643578 tel. 059/643578
> fax 059/691369 or 059/643809
>
> Employed - 2 people
> Capital of Lit. - 20.000.000 (US$ 11.764 more or less)
> Activity - Realization of game and mathematical plays (with money)
> Complaints - We have received from other people complaints about
> their business practices.
>
> Source: Chamber of Commerce of Modena http://www.mo.camcom.it
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. also administers and operates the relatively
> new complimentary international wealth re-distribution scheme called
> VALUEFAX. And even though VALUEFAX differs from the Pentagono program
> ever so slightly, the principle remains the same.
>
> The Future Strategies S.r.l. wealth re-distribution systems are fully
> administered and operated from the headquarters in Carpi,Italy.
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l.: http://www.future.it
>
> =====================
> The Pentagono Concept
> =====================
>
> Firstly, this Pentagono system involves the purchase of a certificate.
> This certificate lists the names of seven participants on it.
>
> New recruits pay the sum of $120 ($180 CDN) when they enter Pentagono;
> $40 ($60 CDN) will go to the person who signed them up, $40 ($60 CDN)
> goes directly to Future Strategies S.r.l. to cover administration and
> monitoring fees, and the remaining $40.00 ($60 CDN) goes to the person
> on the Top Position of the certificate.
>
> When this new recruit has been processed he/she will then receive (3)
> Pentagono Certificates from Future Strategies S.r.l. with his/her name
> in Position 7. This new recruit is now required to go out and sell the
> (3) certificates for $40 ($60 CDN) each to (3) new participants within
> the first 90 days or this new recruit forfeits his/her position.
>
> As each successive level below the newest position gets sold this new
> recruits name continues to rise on the list until it reaches the top
> position. At this point, Future Strategies S.r.l. administrators claim
> the new recruit will make $87,480 ($131,220 CDN) thanks to 2187 people
> on the 7th position who each send the new recruit $40 ($60 CDN).
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. will provide (1) BONUS Pentagono Certificate
> to participants who activate their (3) original certificates within 30
> days. When you activate this certificate you get a chance to increase
> your earnings up to $116,640 ($174,960 CDN) (i.e., 2916 x $40/$60).
>
> ==========================================
> Introduction to Wealth Re-Distribution 101
> ==========================================
>
> Does the Pentagono system work?
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. administrators claim that the mathematically
> tested Pentagono system represents the improvement and best synthesis
> of over 50 years of experience and university studies.
>
> A quick example of the "Three Who Recruit Three" mathematically tested
> Pentagono system would be as follows:
>
> 3 -> 9 -> 27 -> 81 -> 243 -> 729 -> 2187 -> 6561 -> 19,683 -> 59,049
>
> If you simply follow those growing numbers and do the math you quickly
> come to learn you will inevitably exceed our world's population.
>
> Pentagono is a "closed system" therefore the amount of money shared by
> each and every participant determines total amount of available money
> for distribution. In a closed system one persons gain is always at the
> expense of another persons loss.
>
> Consistent is the ratio between the number of people who have any gain
> and the total number of participants. The percentage is always .0305%,
> or 99.9695% of the participants will have no monetary gain.
>
> It is logically and mathematically impossible for every participant to
> gain since the pool of funds and the number of people are both finite.
> A limited amount of money in the pool, limited number of people in the
> program. The only money made via this Pentagono wealth re-distribution
> program is at the expense of people losing money.
>
> For a more detailed analysis of the Pentagono compensation plan please
> visit the following source: http://www.tgx.com/pentabono/pentabono.htm
>
> ====================================
> Gross Misrepresentation of the Facts
> ====================================
>
> Does the Pentagono program have a product?
>
> Pentagono AKA Future Strategies program has an alleged product called
> Countdown Card. The discount card which is issued by Countdown PLC is
> used to obtain discount in participating establishments worldwide.
>
> Countdown head office's in the UK state their association with Future
> Strategies S.r.l is via an Italian licensee. Future Strategies S.r.l.
> is a client of the Italian licensee Countdown Italia Agri Immobiliare
> S.a.r.l. located in Rome,Italy.
>
> Countdown PLC head office in London, England states Future Strategies
> S.r.l produces the cards with the Countdown symbol on them. When each
> new recruit joins Pentagono they will receive the Countdown Card FREE
> with the general information on Countdown PLC and how they can obtain
> discounts. Countdown PLC did confirm that all new recruits interested
> in finding out more about where to obtain discount must first contact
> Countdown PLC head offices in the UK and Countdown PLC will then sell
> the Pentagono recruit copy of the directories containing discounts.
>
> For all intents and purposes Pentagono has NO PRODUCT! The participant
> never purchased the Countdown Card. Thus, any claims by Pentagono AKA
> Future Strategies proponents which lead prospects to believe Countdown
> Card is "the product" is a gross misrepresentation of the facts.
>
> We requested that Future Strategies S.r.l. provide documentation which
> support claims this Pentagono program has a legitimate product. Future
> Strategies S.r.l. administrators have refused to respond.
>
> Countdown PLC: http://www.countdown.plc.uk
> Countdown Italia: http://www.countdown.it/default.asp
>
> ==============================
> Is Pentagono a Pyramid Scheme?
> ==============================
>
> In order for us to determine the legality of this Pentagono system we
> must first acknowledge what a pyramid selling scheme is, correct.
>
> What is a pyramid scheme?
>
> Pyramid Scheme - A fraudulent system of making money which requires an
> endless stream of new recruits for success. In the pyramid scheme each
> new recruit: a) gives money to his/her recruiters, and; b) must enlist
> fresh recruits to give him/her money.
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. administrators claim their product is the key
> that each Pentagono participant is purchasing a discount card good for
> discounts throughout the world at participating merchants.
>
> Fact!... The Countdown Card is issued by Future Strategies S.r.l. FREE
> OF CHARGE to all Pentagono participants and is included in the mailing
> with their (3) Pentagono certificates. The only purchase recruits ever
> make in the Pentagono program is when they purchase a certificate.
>
> In the Pentagono wealth re-distribution program the new recruits never
> purchase product. In fact, these new recruits only purchased an ACTIVE
> POSITION in the Pentagono marketing plan.
>
> The Pentagono program is solely dependant upon continuously recruiting
> new participants in an effort to make money. Compensation paid for the
> recruitment of other individuals into this Pentagono marketing plan is
> a function or activity deemed illegal under US and Canadian laws.
>
> In reference to the US law:
> http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/usc18/
> US readers seeking information on pyramid schemes refer to:
> http://www.dsa.org/pyramid.stm
>
> In reference to the Canadian law:
> http://strategis.ic.gc.ca/SSG/ct01141e.html
> Canadian readers seeking information on pyramid schemes refer to:
> http://www.dsa.ca/html/pyramid.html
>
> =======================================
> Pentagono AKA Future Strategies Exposed
> =======================================
>
> Here are just a few of the many facts and realities you won't be given
> by Pentagono AKA Future Strategies proponents:
>
> In Australia, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission, that
> is the government authority in charge of enforcement of their pyramid
> selling laws has stated that Pentagono is pyramid selling scheme.
>
> Source: Australian Competition and Consumer Commission
> http://www.accc.gov.au
>
> Excerpt taken from the Wall Street Journal:
>
> *100,000 Malaysians Conned In Internet Scam*
> 08/18/97 Singapore Straits Times
>
> KUALA LUMPUR -- 100,000 Malaysians have been conned into joining a
> get-rich-quick scheme operated through the Internet by an Italian
> firm, the Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry has said.
>
> Source: Wall Street Journal
> http://www.wsj.com
>
> Excerpt taken from the Japanese High-Tech News -- February 18, 1998:
>
> Japanese Police Investigate Internet-Based Chain Letter Business
>
> The Fukuoka prefectural police are investigating ten or more people in
> the city of Kitakyushu, for possible violation of the "Anti-Infinite-
> Chain-Structure Business Law," which went into effect here in 1979.
> The focus of the investigation is a Web site called "Pentagono," which
> is, very simply, a slick chain letter -- made available to a global
> pool of the criminally naive by the Internet.
>
> Source: Japanese High-Tech News
> http://www.ascii.co.jp/english/news/archive/98/02/18/
> Source: Japan Consumer Information Center
> http://3w-kokusen.newnet.ne.jp/jcicindex.html
>
> Excerpt taken from the South China Morning Post:
>
> October 12, 1998 -- Vice-Counsel Raul Hernandez of the Philippine
> Consulate in Hong Kong announced Philippines Security Exchange
> Commission has issued an order against Pentagono scheme not to sell
> or to offer any more certificates and has alerted banks in Hong Kong
> and abroad.
>
> Source: South China Morning Post
> http://www.scmp.com
>
> Received on December 8th, 1998 as provided by the RCMP Prince George
> British Columbia Detachment - Commercial Crimes Division
>
> RCMP PUBLIC ALERT - Future Strategies Srl - Pentagono
>
> Press Release -- The RCMP Economic Crime Branch has reviewed these
> reports and believes that this investment solicitation exhibits the
> characteristics of a common "pyramid" scheme and readers are warned
> that continued participation in the scheme may result in a charge
> under Section 206(1)(e) of the Criminal Code of Canada.
>
> Source: Royal Canadian Mounted Police - Commercial Crimes Division
> http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/html/scams.htm
>
> Now think for a moment...
>
> Does Future Strategies S.r.l. seem to have the ethical stability in an
> MLM company and business opportunity you would want to partake in?
>
> ===============================
> The Deceit, Lies, and Deception
> ===============================
>
> While researching Pentagono AKA Future Strategies we became privy to
> the immoral and unethical tactics employed by Pentagono thugs in their
> quest to intimidate and discredit people who were seeking the truth.
>
> The modus operandi of the Pentagono leaders and followers included the
> use of threat, intimidation, character assassination, malice and lies.
>
> This overt campaign of ignorance and indecency was the brainchild of
> two diehard Future Strategies loyalists by the names of Maria Moloney/
> The Millennia Web Magazine (American) and Mr. Tony Dinnar (Australian)
> the infamous Future Strategies Puppet Master and Confidence Man.
>
> And even though business practices of both these Pentagono leaders are
> immoral and unethical, such people without conscience continue to push
> the legal envelope in their ongoing effort to get their dirty hands on
> your hard earned money.
>
> When does it end?... You decide!
>
> If you, or someone you know, has been the victim of business practices
> which violate US or Canadian laws then don't hesitate to take action.
>
> In the US contact the FTC Bureau of Consumer Protection:
> http://www.ftc.gov/ftc/complaint.htm or via phone 1.202.382.4357
>
> In Canada contact the Industry Canada Competition Bureau:
> http://strategis.ic.gc.ca/SSG/ct01246e.html
> 1.800.348.5358 or via fax 1.819.997.0324
>
> ==================================
> Is Pentagono a Losing Proposition?
> ==================================
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. administrators and Pentagono system loyalists
> claim this program has proven to be simple, affordable, efficient, and
> is very professionally operated.
>
> The sad fact is the only people who make the real money with Pentagono
> are Mr. Marri Claudio, his lifelong friend and associate, and morally
> bankrupt promoters like Tony Dinnar, Maria Moloney, et al, with both
> the ways and means.
>
> Yes, these people possess the experience, the ability, and the genuine
> desire to prey on the trusting nature of innocent people. And the only
> effective weapon we have to combat these MLM reprobates is education.
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l. administrators have failed to co-operate, and
> absolutely refuse to respond to the growing public demand of Pentagono
> detractors and participants alike. To comply and respond to legitimate
> questions and concerns would force them to reveal the truth.
>
> In our ongoing effort to educate and assist others in due diligence we
> provide this well researched expose after documenting the evidence and
> facts gathered with help from international press releases, internet
> scam warnings, Canadian, American, Australian, New Zealand, Malaysian,
> Japanese, Chinese, British and Italian government or civilian sources.
>
> If the Pentagono (and/or VALUEFAX) program is relevant to you, or even
> someone you know, we strongly encourage you to examine these facts.
>
> ================================
> Pentagono and the Domino Effect!
> ================================
>
> Future Strategies S.r.l claims that it's main purpose is to administer
> the worldwide wealth re-distribution systems Pentagono and VALUEFAX as
> ethical and honest opportunity for everyone.
>
> But in reality these Future Strategies wealth re-distribution referral
> systems cheat the vast majority of participants. What's so ethical and
> honest about that?
>
> Ultimately, this Pentagono (and VALUEFAX) program will cease to exist
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings <g>
2. AGDC
3. Classified Ads + Prize Draw info + autoresponders
4. The value of feedback (cont)
5. New sweepstake
6. Joke spot...another boo-boo, well funny
7. Payback time
8. Links
9. Contact info / downline help group
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
I was in a bit of a tizzy this week as nothing really exciting has
happened.
Someone HAD promised me a "surprise", but they let me down in the end!!!
So up until late last night I just didnt know what to ramble about
this week.
However a chance comment by Carol Neale has opened the floodgates,
so you can all blame her!!!!!!
Anyhow. Carol is a real newbie to the wonders of WWW. & is a fellow
contributor to Brian Rayners "The Mill Advertiser" which is a UK
bis-ops magazine.....
Carols comment was that although she is/was grateful for all the
help & advice I have been passing onto her, she was worried that my own
business would suffer due to the time I have spent replying to her emails.
Carol is of the OLD school of networkers, using snail mail & phone calls.
This reminds me that most other businesses have to be watched over like
babies. Not so on the web.
How automated is YOUR web presence??????
Mine is virtually 95% self running.
I have autoresponders containing near enough all what my domains pages
have on them (except of course banners & gifs etc)
99% of the programs I am involved with have self-repping pages.
90% send a confirmation email telling me I have a new downline member
straight away,or just as importantly sold something...,
the others send me a check/cheque each month with the buyers email
address with it, so I can follow up that way.
I am in the fortunate position to have many, many helpful downline members
who will trade me url/ad submissions etc, for running their ads for them.
So although my pages get submitted at a slower rate than if I was to do it
all myself, I am saving an absolute FORTUNE on local calls.
Basicaly all I really have to do is write this ezine weekly,
reply to personal emails, follow up on "auto-yakker" hits
( I do love that term coined by sig.file bob)
FTP stuff to more autoresponders & edited pages.Investigate new programs.
And finally deal with AGDC stuff.
Ok this is really simplified, but the point I'm making is that I
took Saturday off for my brothers stag night/bucks party.
AND I took Sunday off to recover from it!!!!!
So how I felt was self-inflicted ( I had a great time anyhow). %-)
Monday, I had Monday morning Blues & sorted the AGDC stuff out monday night.
So thats really 3 days off....
& I dont think my web site missed me at all!!!!
BUT how would YOUR web based businesses cope if you had time off????
This could be for numerous reasons.
ISP failures, phonelines down, illness, accidents, or a million+1 reasons.
I know you've heard the "get yourself credibilty, get a domain" line
1,000's of times before. It took me about a year to take that step.
But 1st & foremost, get yourself as many "yakkers" as you can.
There are several Autoresponder reseller programs or freebies around.
Unlimited AR's was a MAJOR factor in chosing my domain's home.
This is a major part in having a business that can run itself for a few days
in an emergency.
If of course you go on holiday/vacation for several weeks...
The senario changes.
Obviously unsubscribe from all the ezines & lists that you're on.
unless you want heaps of back issues to wade through on your return.
Or run the risk of having important stuff bounce coz your mailbox is full.
Be sure to keep the subscribe address etc
ESPECIALLY this one!!!! so you can rejoin when you get back.
Try & keep a spare AR available to post an "I'm on holiday message" to &
divert all your personal email to it, I know some email programs have an
auto-response facility, but mine doesn't.
In closing this weeks ramble I will say this.
Bear in mind that with the Xmas/new year hols coming up, not everyone is
going to let their PC's gather dust.
I have always found that extra promotional work done while the majority
of the country/world is holidaying usually pays off...BIG TIME!!!
Think of all the new PC's sold for Xmas pressies, even AOL is advertising
on TV in the UK, & a lot of our NEW PC's come with a free months
Internet trial.
This could mean potential new visitors/downline members/sales from YOUR site.
Isnt this "webby" thing great!!! Imagine signing new people up while You
personally are havin a beer or 6 (or in jimbo's case 12 ;-P )
So like I said, get yerself some more yakkers as your Xmas
pressie to yourself!!
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AGDC
Still no word on getting the domain hosted at LinkOPP.
So what with that & the Xmas hols, AGDC is treading water.
Steadily getting signers, still have loadsa manager places left.
I honestly cant see any upsurge until after Xmas day itself.
However, AGDC members still have the dispensation of not having to
display the full LinkOPP banner until the AGDC domain is live.
Most managers are settling down to promoting their LinkOPP signup url
& requesting ID's AFTER a prospect has joined linkOPP first.
this makes my life even easier, Looks like AGDC is almost self running
too now ..LoL
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Feedback...cont
After last weeks effort/attempt at a serious article, I thought I'd give
the feedback....
Anyhow, several people have emailed me about the 2xtreme & Pentagono stuff
I passed on to you. Seems that this sort of info is well recieved.
I only got 1 unsubscribe after the Pentagono & that had a pro-pentagono
sig file......
There are some new testimonials online at:
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/testimonials.htm
I also have a few more to do, & if you want this page linked back
to YOUR site send me some feedback, good or bad I dont mind,
but if its bad, it'll only stay up for as long as you are a subscriber....
USAjerry has got a new home, I havent been & signed his guestbook yet,
as this is really my first day back after the weekend...*G*
Anyhow go pay him a visit, & scrawl something intangible.
He loves a mystery!!!!
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Tommy C one of my mentors sent me the url for his resources page:
http://www.cammnet.com/resources/pub.html
I got me a banner on it......
Talking of resources, Leon Brinkleys "Apple-asian" ezine featuring Bob Massa
has this resource TOTALLY under used.
I'm grateful, as I've had 2 search engine questions answered in depth by
Bob Massa in the last 2 weeks
This guy makes like $300 PER HOUR answering search engine stuff, I get my
questions answered for nuffin!!!!
I was gonna post my 2 questions here for you to have a mosey thru, but.
I rambled a bit too much & aint got the room this week.
BUT if you want to see the questions & answers, email me & I'll fwd them to
you.
I've learnt heaps from Bob Massa.....
I may even set up a responder with all my "Q & A"'s on...
It'll give me something to do while paychecks runs itself!!!!
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Joke of the week
In case you blame Carol for the length of this weeks ramble.
Heres a juicy bit for ya....
Makin Mistakes or "Doin a dave "E"...I calls it from now on ;-)
carol emailed me a couple of frantic emails saying she couldnt retrieve
the autoresponders@... message.
I checked it, re-ftp'd the message etc, it all worked for me...
turns out carol was trying to send emails while DISCONNECTED from her ISP.
LOL... i much prefer stories like this to jokes....
This sort of thing will get you a mention in the paychecks ezine & the
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Please note the #'s in brackets are how many ads have run.
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For YOU especially, there is an "Index Autoresponder" containing
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Issue # 9c (23rd Dec '98).
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Contents
1. Xmas & NO articles!!!
2. Editorial. Program evaluations
3. AGDC Domain news & LinkOPP
4. Joke spot/ embarrament corner
5. Classified Ads + Prize Draw info + autoresponders
6. White Xmas
7. Payback time
8. Links
9. Contact info / downline help group
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
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Christmas "Greetings" ?????????
Merry Xmas, prosperous New Year, (where's the turkey etc...<g>)
Here's looking forward to weeks / months of turkey leftovers, diets
& busted credit cards....LOL
No articles in this issue as I know ya all gonna be busy with last
minute things etc,
Also I gotta get me back to the dentist for more root canal....yeeeeeuk!!!
HOWEVER I hope none of you get drawn into this type of thing.........
I dont know about you, but as I've gotten older Xmas has gone from
my favoUrite time of year to my least favoUrite time.
The magic & sparkle it held as a kid has disappeared, leaving a
commericialised free for all in its wake.
I dont know if they've actually reached the USA yet, but here last
years rage was "Telly-Tubbies", these 4 horrendous "Martian" looking
TV stars/kiddies toys had a RRP of about $20 each.
There was NO WAY everyone who wanted them was gonna get one.
The Hype etc did the selling, I personaly reckon the TV station
was "In on It" too.
I saw street fights over people trying to get these toys ........
One TV news show had an auction for 2 of the toys.
The winning bid was $700.
What did they do with the money raised????
Give it to charity???? NO WAY.
On UK national TV they BURNT the bank notes.........
This to me isnt the true meaning of CHRIST-mas, is it yours?????? <><
Enough of that, on with the show.....
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
Talk about jinxing yourself.
last week I asked how "Automated is YOUR online presence" ?????
Man-oh-man. I'm glad mine is....
Root canal work & an big abcess....I hate dentist's...
So basicly mine ran itself all last week... Could yours?????
Anyhow, as this time of year is a time of reflection for me, I thought I'd
look back & re-evaluate some of the programs I've used.
#1 LinkOPP. (Always my personal #1)
Finally the some more of the re-vamped program has been announced.
The domain hosting part. The deal LinkOPP are offering now blows ALL
OTHER hosting re-seller programs outta-sight.
AGDC's domain will be up on LinkOPP servers early Jan.
PAYCHECKS will move there soon after.
All linkOPP GOLD members get 20MB, 20 autoresponders etc etc INCLUSIVE
in the membership price, so those of you who joined before the price increase
& paid $70 not $130 get to have their domain hosted FREE til March 2000.
(Free members get less)
There is now NO EXCUSE for not owning your own domain.
$70 to internic for the name, & away ya go....
with that $70 lasting for 2 years, domains have never been so cheap!!!!
There are of course 2 upgrades available to increase server space,
& the number of autoresponders available.
The most expensive option works put at $16 per month, 300Mb,
Unlimited responders & a heap of other stuff.....
PLUS the comp plan is absolutley mental!!!!!!!
PLUS the benefits of the bill-board banner links & more stuff on the way.
Have a look-see at:
http://www.linkopp.net/hosting/associate.htm
take the tour:
http://www.linkopp.com/member/features.htm
Then sign-up:
http://www.linkopp.com/member/jp5604.htm
Dont forget joining either Gold or Free gets you an AGDC membership too....
No manager/locked place unless ya GOLD tho' !!!!
Checks were cut on the 15th, so I wonder with the extra snail mail about
at this time of year, when I'll get mine....
#2 Click-thru: http://nav.click-thru.net/credit/business/100363
This has brought me more targetted visitors than any other banner type
program.
Free or paying option, I've been in it about 3-4 months now & average 100
NEW visitors a week. Whats your conversion rate with LinkExchange etc???
Bet it dont touch this!!!!
#3 Freebies sweeps & offers. http://www.paychecks-online.com/free
Just a reminder that some of the sweeps finish 31st Dec.
Go have a poodle around & maybe ya might win something.
#4 Blue rabbit
Never Buy a report again
http://www.uksecrets.co.uk/bluerabbit/library/7030.htm
A consistant little earner... My favoUrite freebie "Two tier" program
#5 Direct Home Shopping Club
Downlines built by autosponsoring
http://www.clubshop.com/postlaunch332
These are my top 5 programs for 1998, ones that have earnt me some
pennies with little effort!!!
New stuff:
There seems to be some "friendly" rivialry between me & dave "E".
(He of "global-whottsits-news-uk-corner" ezine who has changed its name
again.)
I have discovered I am in a race to get 1000 subscribers with him.
This challenge has been accepted!!!!!!!!
If I lose I can blame it on root canal etc
If I win I can gloat over "" "" "" ""...I win either way...
Anyhow, we are always swapping info;
dave "E" put me onto this as a novel way of getting more links.
http://www.special-report-network.net/specialreports.cgi/JP1296
If ya havent got any reports etc you can place on-line,
then join Blue rabbit!!! (or nick daves, like he did MY sig file...LOL)
I on the other hand told dave "E" about these.....
http://www.winnerschoice.com/default.asp?id=J57987http://www.winnerschoice.com/asps/321.asp?id=J5798http://site-promotion.com/TAF/signup.htm
Play or host these lotteries, hosting is free.....
Sponsor ads & click thrus:
http://www.shout-ads.com/cgibin/user.php3?ukjerry
Get some free shares:
http://www.ecompare.com
(This is dave "E"'s write up about it.....quote)
They operate a comparison service for various
products. Suppose you were looking to buy a book for example,
you would go to their site, enter a keyword into their search
engine and they will offer you comparisons for price,
availability etc. Neat eh! But, get this, they are currently
offering FREE shares in the company! Who knows, we could all be
rich someday :-)
Dr Lants recommended search engine:
http://www.worldsearchcenter.com
Oh no not another one for submtting to....
This is one with a difference, according to the gumpf I got from it.
this engine accepts cgi (?)'s in a url.
Some/most engines dont accept re-seller urls with a ? in them.
This one is supposed to!!!
Suck it & see is what I say....
I hope you find some useful stuff amongst that little lot.
There WILL be an issue on 1st Jan, dunno what it'll be like tho'...LOL
I hope to have gotten some more dirt on "Streamline" & "Pentagonads" by then
******************
AGDC/linkOPP
I'm not gonna repeat all the linkOPP stuff again here.
Lets just say that hopefully by 15th Jan issue. I'll have the domain up &
running.
With LinkOPP as the core program, AGDC just cant go wrong.
There are loads of banners etc floating around to promote LinkOPP without
having the big bill board banner on every page....
I use these two:
http://www.paychecks-online.com/images/leftban.gifhttp://www.paychecks-online.com/images/linkopp7.gif
The 2nd one is the best I think at 460x60 pixels conveys near enough
everything
you need to know. So click thrus are great.....
Dont forget to fwd ALL linkOPP confirmation emails to me for verification
& then I can issue the agdc ID#'s to go with it.
Dont just advertise linkOPP on its own, include the AGDC info too...
Its more leverage, not just joining a program BUT getting the benefit of a
downline club too...
(Take note a certain person who sent me 3 linkOPP emails & forgot to say
about agdc...dav...... whoops nearly let it out!!!!! Nearly your 3rd
mention in the hall of fame, there boy...LOL )
******************************
Joke spot/embarrasing moments
I'm feeling benevolent as it's Xmas, so no red faces this week....LOL
COULD have been tho', could have been....
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Classified Ads + Prize Draw info + autoresponders
All advertising info etc is available on-line:
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or autoresponders:
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White Xmas
To save me sending you all virtual cards, Windsong tells me that
its 20 below & snowing where she is....
Heres the view from her window......
(Start view)
(end view...LOL)
***************************************************
Payback time.....Heres the ads
Purrrrrleasssssse, mention paychecks when answering an advert.
Please note the #'s in brackets are how many ads have run.
ie (2/4) means this is 2nd ad of 4
(?) means that ad will run until I'm told otherwise....
No brackets means a one-off advert ........Thanks
If YOUR ad isnt listed, its either run out or you've not sent one,
or I forgot it. Please tell me which.
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Links
My appologys go to anyone who I said I would link to & havent.
I havent been too well with this dentist stuff, but will get my act together
after the holidays... sorry etc.
(Who said that'll be a miricle?????)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Phone: (44) 0181-931-5090
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OR by joining my downline help group:
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This is a no ad/ no spam discussion group, open to anyone in a downline
of mine.
Membership extends to anyone YOU sponsor into the program YOU are under
me in.
Also to any one they sponsor etc......
This group is fairly unique, I havent come across one like it.
Where else can you contact ALL your upline with one email????
Use this group as part of YOUR U.S.P. Unique Selling Point.
It will give you an edge when sponsoring prospects
Til next time
Be Lucky
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Volume 2 Issue # 1 (1st Jan 1999).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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Greetings from across the "Pond" to all NEW subscribers & Paychecks regulars.
If you like what you see, please tell others, if you dont, please tell me.
I'm always open to suggestions on how to improve things.
All email addresses posted have the owners permission........
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings <g> Including Streamline "Dirt"
2. AGDC
3. Prize Draw Winner, Info + Autoresponders
4. Whats in a name???????
5. Payback time
6. Contact info / downline help group
Part 2
Articles (1) Y2k (2) Program Junkies
These 2 articles were sent by new subscribers.
I have mailed them in a separate email so you can keep them & trash this bit
......................................
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
of events, however I do try to remain neutral as best I can)
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Editorial.... Usual UK Jerry Ramblings
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Reflections & the future.....
Hi peeps.
I know, cheating again......
I'm writing this at 4.30pm 31st Dec 1998, Xmas outta the way, & a whole
NEW YEAR of stuff to look forward to. So when I send this tomorrow, I'll be
winding down my celebrations, while most of you in USA are gearing up for
yours.... (read hangover...lol)
Where will we all be this time next year with the start of the new
millenium???
Scary ennit!!!!!!!!!!
Relationships, circumstances & a whole heap of things can change
between then & now, I for one wouldn't like to bet on where I'll be or
what I'll be doing.
(I hope to have beat "Zelda" on N64 by then tho...LOL)
Today is a piviotal point in my "Web-life", a sort of place to look back &
look forward..
(Playing Zelda musta really influenced this ramble!!!!)
This time last year AGDC was "JUST" a dream.
Now although I havent quite finished coding the AGDC pages, it has a domain.
By using LinkOPP as the AGDC's core program, before the domain is finished
it has +200 prospective links to it, with many more to come as more members
join...
This time last year, I was still struggling with sending emails...LOL
Now I have a ezine that takes more writing than ANY of the exams I have
ever done. Believe me, aromatherapy & reflexology exams of anatomy &
physiology
arent churned out in 10 mins......
This time last year I felt alone in the programs I was promoting.
Now I have the UK Jerry downline help group.
Although this has taken a bit of a backseat with getting AGDC sorted.
It is one of my priorities to get the web-ring/ad co-op ideas viable in 1999
This time last year I hadn't a clue of where to advertise....
Now once the 1st batch of AGDC/linkOPP commission checks have cleared,
AGDC will be running ads in ezines with 100,000+ subscribers...
This time last year, I didnt know anyone else on the web apart from my
lickle Bruvva.....
Now my contacts must run into 1,000's.........in heaps of countries..
(Wish they all was subscribers tho'...LOL)
365 days, seems to have flown by. I hope that by this time next year,
WE all, as readers of this ezine have many more milestones to share with
each other.
This all just goes to show how fast the web can influence your business life..
USAjerry & Boating Jon are getting/have got domains sorted, sig file bob is
probably being a gran'pappy again, windsong has her domain now, jimbo will
be shifting Brit-worldwide.com over to linkOPP servers.....
Its a very exciting period nowadays.....
What have you got to share with us???? lemme know & I'll give ya a plug!!!
I wish you all everything that you'd wish yourselves for 1999.
Be Lucky.
UKJ
..................................
As promised last week, heres some stuff I got on streamline.
All headers are left intact...
You make your own minds up!!!!
X-Envelope-Sender: weiss@...
X-Sender: lweiss@...
X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.5 (32)
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1998 11:19:41 -0600
To: (Recipient list suppressed)
From: Laurie Weiss <weiss@...>
Subject: The "DIRT" on Streamline!
Hi Everyone: This came in from Michael and thought I'd pass it on!
warm regards,
Laurie Weiss
Hi Folks- quick note----
W`e've all been spammed by Streamline Reps- they are #1
in MLM in spamming.
My friend Bob Burtis has been digging and has created an
incredible resource uncovering Streamline lies.
In his true toform parody way, here is the email he sends
to Streamline reps when he gets spamed by them!
Keep this info though to use when sponsoring people.
Aloha-- Michael
--------------------------------------
Streamline International sounds like a fabulous opportunity.
I can't wait to get started!
But first, I spoke with the Christopher family at the Dr. Christopher web
site -
<http://www.drchristopher.com>http://www.drchristopher.com</a>
and they claimed that Streamline does NOT have the right to use ANY
of the formulas developed by Dr. Christopher. This would
seem to indicate that the entire line of "Vital" products being
marketed by Streamline is illegalm and/or a scam!
Another source told me-
"Streamline's product called Montmorillinite is obviously nothing
more than pure white clay (that's right, just plain old dirt!!) and is
the same white clay as foundabundantly in the ground here in
Georgia and used liberally in hundredsof products. Our clay is
called Kaolin and is commonly known for itsuse in Kaopectate
to help with diarrhea (what is the purpose of this in their product??).
It's possible to purchase huge quantities of it for "dirt cheap" prices
since it is dirt, after all.
So, not only are their marketing techniques of questionable integrity,
there is a lot to be said of the dubious value of their overpriced
products. $115 for chocolate or raspberry flavored dirt??? Please, give
me break!!"
Is this information true?
Finally, I felt the best presentation of the Streamline International
program is posted at -
<http://www.worldwidescam.com/scamline.htm>
Laurie Weiss
weiss@...
The TRUTH is out there!
http://www.weissonline.com/mlmtruth
Phone: 573-774-2985
Central Time Zone
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UK Jerry comment:
Looks like another to add to my list at:
http://www.paychecks-online.com/scam
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AGDC
This holiday season has been hectic, & so I admit I should have finished
coding A-G-D-C.com but havent...(Slapped wrists, naughty boy!!!! *g*)
Anyhow, linkOPP has justified my faith in it by producing a massive upgrade in
the benefits of being a LinkOPP member....
( With more stuff still to come, I might add...)
Once the domain is live, then I will post to both this list & the AGDC list(s)
This is because the coding on YOUR linkOPP bill-board banners wil have
changed.
Please edit your page with the linkOPP banners on them asap after getting
the notice.
Also Ruth & I will have to re-word the existing AGDC members pages as AGDC
isnt in pre-launch anymore...... (only just noticed that!!!)
Stewarts not too well at the mo, I hope ya shake it soon mate.
Paula & Chris are celebrating with family/friends so are incommunicado at
present.
So any questions/problems etc with AGDC /LinkOPP please lemme know direct.
Most of the FAQ's about linkOPP can be answered via:
http://www.linkopp.com/member/jp5604.htm
As I've always said, if you only ever join 1 program. Go for linkOPP.
It was always good, now its phenominal.
YOU can give away web-space, autoresponders,chat,online community etc.
Get heaps of links back to your site & heaps of other stuff.
There is talk of seminars etc in the not too distant future.
NOT JUST USA either... My names down already, has been since it was 1st
mentioned. (July/August '98)
This last snippet IS NOT COMMON KNOWLEGE, dont go blasting it all over the
web.
But bear it in mind for the future.....
Thats my 1999 pressie to you all.....An insider tip off!!!!
***********************
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...................
Was your ad in the hat?????? Cant win if it aint!!!!
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http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines
Index autoresponder:
mailto:autoresponders@...?subject=ezine
or just get your own ad site at:
Free classified Ads http://rodweb.localweb.com/classads/1239949.htm
Some people have said that they cant load the site...I am still able to do so
BUT the websitings site crashes me..????
Any ideas on that, & i know its not a cached page...
*************************************
Whats in a name?????
For the influx of new subscribers, welcome. Glad you made it this far.*g*
I dont know what went right/wrong
But have had 100 new subscriptions since Xmas day!!!
(Eat yer heart out dave E)
Anyhow, this section is for anyone who has a "different" online name/ handle
If you want to pass on the reasons why you chose a name other than your
christened names, scrawl off a note / article & I'll post it here.
Past contributors include Rainmaker, handygirl, lofty, seadove,stargate66,
webgrammar & windsong
So why not join an exclusive little band & get some free publicity...
I intend keeping 26 back issues online & on responders so there'll be links
for
a long time back to YOU!!!!
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/fame.htm
**********************************
Payback time.....Heres the ads
Purrrrrleasssssse, mention paychecks when answering an advert.
Please note the #'s in brackets are how many ads have run.
ie (2/4) means this is 2nd ad of 4
(?) means that ad will run until I'm told otherwise....
No brackets means a one-off advert ........Thanks
If YOUR ad isnt listed, its either run out or you've not sent one,
or I forgot it. Please tell me which.
************************************************************
STOP PRESS: Theres 3 new sweeps up there, & I havent edited the
autoresponders yet. Wil do that AFTER new years day...
Quite a few run out TONIGHT so get in there & click away!!!
Check out the NEW freebies.
Something for everyone
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I subscribed!! UK Jerry recommended!!!!
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politically incorrect to tasteless to, on occasion, a real sickie.
Plus fascinating stories from behind-the-scenes of the Bob Hope Show.
See a sample at
http://home.switchboard.com/funnysideup or sign up at:
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I think its apt for 1st Jan issue to have them both....
Thanks guys!!!
Y2K Bug Self Test - Here's Your Ounce of Prevention.
The year 2000 should be a time of joy and celebration. Yet many are
approaching the turning of the clock with fear and dread. Experts say
the problem is so widespread in all of the equipment we use today that
they cannot accurately predict with any certainty all of the problems
that will be created when the clock strikes Midnight, December 31, 1999.
Here's what the "Y2K Bug" really means, and what you can do to protect
yourself.
First of all, DON'T PANIC! The Y2K problem stems from the fact that
software programs (built into the hardware of our computers, electronics
and even home appliances) all need to keep track of the current date in
order to continue functioning properly. Many older programs see the year
in terms of the last two digits, and assume the first two digits are 19.
Most programmers felt their programs would be obsolete and therefore
replaced by by the mid 90's. Guess what - They were wrong. So, as the
year 2000 dawns, many of these programs are going to think that they are
operating in the year 1900, and that will cause many of them to crash or
cause other programs that depend on them to crash.
If your computer goes down at 12/31/2000, if you're lucky, you can just
reboot and change the date. Even if you're down for a little while, it
may be no big deal to you. If you're not so lucky, you may need a
hardware upgrade before you can access your system again. Even if your
system is OK, chances are that some of your software won't be. If you're
running betas, trial versions, freeware, or illegal software - forget
it. If you can't install a fix for it or confirm from the programmer
that it is Y2K compliant - you may as well be prepared to lose it. In
these cases, get all of your user files out of proprietary formats if
possible. Convert text files to ASCII or .txt when necessary, and
graphics to common cross platforms like .gif and .jpg.
And of course, this doesn't begin to encompass embedded programs that
you may have no control over, like your automobile, home electronic,
appliances, and such.
However, barring a whirlwind tour of the planet's billion+ computers
systems, there are steps you can take right here at home. So why take
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software/hardware manufacturers, and detailed Y2K info).
1. BACK UP YOUR HARD DRIVE - FIRST! Be safe!
2. Create a bootable floppy disk. (For instructions, check your system's
help files, as specifics vary.)
3. Boot your system from the disk. At the A: prompt, type "date"
(without the quotes), then type in "12-31-1999" and hit enter. Next type
in "time" and "11:55:00".
4. Wait 6 minutes and boot off the floppy disk again. At the A prompt,
type in "date" and see if the system says 01-01-2000. If so - great -
you system knows how to go into the next millennium.
5. Next, you should take an inventory of all your software. Consult the
publishers' web sites to find Y2K information about their programs.
Often, they will tell you if their software programs are Y2K compliant
or how to download their fix.
6. You can also boot normally from your hard drive (if your system is
compliant) and change your date to the year 2000 as above to test your
software yourself.
7. This may be the most difficult to determine - contact the
manufacturers of all your appliances, electronics, even your auto to see
what, if any, Y2K info they can offer you. Some will have online
information, many will not. Rest assured, the closer we get to D-Day,
the more calls they're going to receive. For the equipment you just
can't live without, consider buying a mechanical (non-electronic)
replacement if you can't determine with any certainty whether or not it
will continue to function. Do this BEFORE the big day. I have a feeling
that some things may be in short supply thereafter.
8. Lastly, be prepared for the worst. Your computer crashing may affect
you within the range of No-Biggie to
Nose-Dive-Off-The-World-Trade-Center, depending on how prepared you are.
The scenario is even scarier if, say, the computers at your local
hospital go down at midnight, or the federal reserve, or Wall Street, or
your utility company, etc. Every convenience and necessity we rely on
has the potential to be disrupted. Don't live in doom and gloom for the
next year. Just get your house in order, and get ready to survive if
worse comes to worse. Get the picture?
If you do find that your hardware and/or software aren't compliant,
there are several commercial software programs available to fix the
problem. The one I feel most comfortable recommending is Y2K Solution (
available at http://www.websitings.com/y2k/y2k.cfm.cfm?username=saver )
for its ease of use and range of utility. Not surprisingly, they're
selling like hot cakes, so the price is still very reasonable
(especially considering the heartaches it will save). If you feel more
comfortable doing the fix yourself, try 2000 Wizard, Millennium Bug
Toolkit or McAfee Toolbox. In the case of some older systems, a hardware
upgrade may also be required, so you may want to call or visit the
manufacturer's Web site. You may also want to check with your local
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UK Jerry comment:
Carol was asking some "Q"'s about y2k stuff,hope this helps out...
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Gary Gerasimon
Is There A 12-Step Program For Opportunity Junkies?
“The boss gave us free pizza at lunch; put it in the paycheck, though, I
say; ‘cause all food and no raise is just a poor, fat guy, okay?”
Does that say it all, or what? No wonder so many people are trying to
leave the Ratrace and operate their own home-based businesses.
Hello, my name is (fill in your name here) and I’m an opp-a-holic. If
that describes you, then we need to talk.
Let’s define an opportunity junkie. An opportunity junkie is someone
who jumps from one opportunity to another, over and over again. There
are people out there, many of them, actually, who make a second career
out of this type of activity. We are not medical doctors and are
unaware if there are any over-the-counter drugs or prescription medicine
that can control this addictive type of behavior. Alcohol? Drugs?
Smoking? You think those are addictions? If you’re looking for a
different type of addiction, something that can really get into your
bloodstream for life, don’t look for the bottle. Don’t look for a pack
of cigarettes. Turn on your computer, sign online, and surf to a
business opportunity bulletin board on the Internet. Or pick up the
classified section of a publication and check out their business
opportunities section. “Get Rich Doing This”, “Get Rich Doing That”.
They promise to turn you into the next Trump quicker than you can say
“Rolls Royce” or “Hillside Mansion”. There’s an addiction. Getting
rich. Money. Wealth. Power. Status. An ambitious goal that so many
seek, yet so few achieve.
Why? What is one of the main reasons why most people never achieve the
financial freedom they’re searching for?
Has the following scenario happened to you? You find a great program.
Maybe it’s a network marketing opportunity. Maybe it’s a mail order
system. Stock picking method. Gambling system (which you should really
stay away from, anyway). Whatever. And you buy the information,
package, or kit being offered. You get involved. You work the
program. You shed blood, sweat, tears, and pounds. Or, maybe you put
on a few pounds. Your wife (or husband) starts nagging you at all hours
of the day and night with crazy notions like “Why don’t you give up?
You’ve been at this for how many months now, and you still haven’t made
any money?” Your patience is wearing thin. You’re sick and tired of
waiting. And waiting. And...yes, that’s right...waiting. You didn’t
have gray hair when you started, but now you see gray hairs popping up
here and there on your head. Or, perhaps you had gray hair when you got
involved, but now you just happen to have more. Much more.
Coincidence? You decide. Gray hairs have also been known to have a
direct correlation to the number of dependents you claim on your tax
return, too, so other factors may need to be considered.
And then you’re surfing the Web one night...maybe it’s a Sunday night.
Maybe not. All you can think about is work. The next day at the
office. A tough situation at work. Company politics. Complaining
co-workers. Someone ripped off the “Dilbert” cartoon you had taped to
your office door. Maybe someone spilled coffee right outside your
cubicle. The bottom line is that all you can think about is how you’re
ever going to get out of there. Permanently. All you want to do is run
your own home-based business, right? You’ve been told to visualize
success. You’ve read all the books. You know more about Zig Ziglar and
Tony Robbins than you ever really wanted to...including the fact that
they’re still filthy rich, and you’re not. Then...then you see it.
It’s juicy...tender...waiting to be touched. Loved. Held. Caressed.
No, not that.
So, what is this tantalizing morsel that has caught your eye. That’s
right. It’s another business opportunity.
What do you do? Well, what have you done in the past? Did you ever
jump from one opportunity to another? We don’t know. What will you do
now? We don’t know that either. If you jump now, what’s to keep you
from doing the same thing in the future? Nothing, really. And that’s
exactly why so many people never succeed. The first thing you have to
do is spend time and find the right program. But remember that once you
find the program that is right for you, it will take time to reach your
goals. There is no such thing as overnight success. It is a fantasy.
And “30 Days To Financial Independence”? Give us a break...in network
marketing, sometimes it takes a new recruit, even some of the best ones,
30 days to mail their application into the MLM company.
This is true with so many business opportunity programs. Even a good
stock picking program or mail order system will take time to bear
fruit. But this is especially relevant in network marketing. The
“players” in network marketing, the star recruiters you read about in
the industry magazines and publications, can make six-figure incomes a
month. Some of them can even make seven-figures a month. You’re
talking about huge amounts of money. Nothing happens overnight. Even
if your goal is to reach five figures a month, it will take persistence
and a lot of patience. That’s why so many quit programs too soon. The
funny thing about it is a lot of times quitting a program is the right
decision.
What? What do we mean by that? All we mean is that while opportunity
hopping is not a good habit, very often the “hopper” is leaving a
program that never would have worked out anyway. Let’s take MLM, for
example. There are a ton of MLM programs out there. But the most
important statistic that most people know, but always seem to overlook,
is that in the entire 50+ year history of network marketing, only 29
companies have lasted longer than five years. Do we know the names of
all of them? No. But we can tell you that we’re involved with one that
has been around for over a decade. If you’re involved with an MLM, for
example, think about that for a moment. You hear about this ground
floor opportunity and that once-in-a-lifetime MLM pre-launch bonanza.
What ends up happening? Today’s fireworks quickly become tomorrow’s
fizzling ashes. 99% or more of the MLM’s out there usually put up their
bankruptcy/going-out-of-business sign less than 6-12 months (or weeks)
after their big ground floor campaign begins.
The bottom line is clearly drawn. Don’t join an MLM that is less than
4-5 years old. Sadly, there are very, very few exceptions to this
essential rule. MLM pay plans, products, and marketing systems are an
essential part of the process when selecting a company. But suddenly
these three factors don’t amount to a hill of beans when your MLM goes
out of business. Choose your MLM program wisely. It is not as
important as the decision you make when you choose a husband or a wife.
But it’s close. Remember, you are establishing a relationship with a
company. You agree to work hard and do your share to achieve success.
And hopefully, the MLM company will reciprocate and help you reach your
most ambitious dreams. It doesn’t always work out that way, but
remember, there are good, honest MLM programs out there. The trick to
finding the right MLM program to join is that you have to know what
you're looking for, before you decide where you're going to look.
Article Written By,
Gary Gerasimon
delta37@...
(Consultant, Oceanview Enterprises, a Virginia-based consulting firm in
the USA. We used very strict criteria when we joined our MLM company.
We were looking for an MLM opportunity with 1) a fair, very lucrative
pay plan 2) a duplicatable, mail-order based marketing system that
requires no selling 3) a track record greater than 10 years 4) great
timing, where the company has hit the critical momentum stage within the
last year 5) unique, consumable products that the public already uses
and, 6) strong leadership and management that cares about its
distributors. We found only 1 MLM company that meets ALL of these
important factors. In 1998, we joined it. For more details, please
visit our website at http://members.tripod.com/~delta84/index.html)
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UK Jerry comment:
All makes sense, however I NEVER put all my eggs in one basket.
I s'pose I can be a bit cavalier with the program(s) I use.
I have one mainstay & I bet ya can guess what that is...LinkOPP!!!
I also play with new programs for an evaluation period.
Think about it...How does a program go from beta/pre launch to established
5years????? Someones gotta be in from the beginning....yes???
A word to the wise tho', If you do use NEW programs with no track record.
NEVER PART WITH MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE!!!!!!
Some new programs can pay off bigtime, but theres far more that wont make
it past 6 weeks, letalone 6 months!!!
The main difference being that all of the programs I use are web-based only.
So it's rare for an actual "Product" to come into it.
More likely to be a "service" ie click thru's etc
I keep my "experiment" programs totally separate from my established ones....
http://www.paychecks-online.com/bis-ops/new.htmhttp://www.paychecks-online.com/bis-ops/top10.htm
Without bulking out this comment section, I would dare say that the best
programs are associate/reseller programs & ones that pay out a MINIMUM of 50%
on 2-3 levels...
This whole area of payouts is a mine field, I would recommend subscribing
to MLM truth ezine which can really open yer eyes!!!
I cant find the subscribe address, but contact "Charles Loeven"
<cpl49@...> mention me (UK Jerry) & he'll pass on the info...
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I for one hope these 2 guys send me more articles, I enjoyed 'em!!!
Feedback?????????????????????????
So ends the separate article mailing.....
L8r
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Welcome to:
Paychecks On-line Weekly
Volume 2 Issue # 2 (8th Jan 1999).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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Greetings from across the "Pond" to all NEW subscribers & Paychecks regulars.
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings *G*
2. AGDC
3. Prize Draw Info + Autoresponders
4. Whats in a name??????? Imdreamin7
5. Whats in a name??????? gump
6. Article: Newsletters & ezines.... This is DIFFERENT!!!
7. Joke spotPayback time
8. Payback time
9. Contact info / downline help group
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
of events, however I do try to remain neutral as best I can)
I also reserve the right to poke fun if I want to!!!
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
What a week. AGDC domain live, then I get told netscape don't pick up the
pages.
Had to post some temporary ones 'till ruth can get outta the snow & send
the proper ones.
My ad site was there one min & gone the next, cant get another one as
websitings is crashing me left right & center. Unless of course some kind
soul out there gets one for me..HINT!!! (email me private to suss
this..thanks)
That was a strange setup, that change over from rodweb to websitings.
Everyone elses sites changed, mine wouldnt.
Mine stayed rodweb for some unknown reason.
Even dave"E" tried sorting it & it still wouldnt change...
Thanks dave anyhow.....
But then again what should I have expected, I have a dog that picks & eats
tomatoes, brambles & strawberries, & drinks earl grey tea, so why should
anything be normal???? Maybe I'm an alien, I dont know...LOL.
Anyhow, I have just joined up with a new ezine publishers list as "pub & ad
"is getting me down. Some bright spark started sending one of them urban
myth/hoax emails to the list & EVERY reply contained this stupid message.
I get the digest version, which was 117k on Thursday, what a joke
downloading that !!!!
Anyhow this new list is epub@onelist.com.
So subscribe via mailto:epub-subscribe@onelist.com
Let Brian know I sent ya...thanks.
This list is MODERATED so shouldnt have any probs there...hopefully.
Feedback time:
Last week I asked if anyone had any news they wanted passed on.
I just had to post this 'un, in a 6 email conversation Sharon wrote me:
In a message dated 1/1/99 7:16:21 AM Eastern Standard Time, ukjerry@paychecks-
online.com writes:
<< What have you got to share with us???? lemme know & I'll give ya a plug!!!
>>
Ummmm...help me save for my own domain and come play at my
casinos..LOL..Sharon
http://members.aol.com/ImDreamin7/money.html
Just look at the time it was sent...7am New Years day!!!!!
I was still suffering 6 hours in front at 2.pm
Sharon told me she has no social life, so I say go play on the casinos &
earn her some pennies so she can go out at night...LOL
On a serious note Alberto Stern <astern@...>
AGDC member 5/1/11111/a
Had a close shave in his car, hitting a tree.
Might be nice if ya sent him a get well virtual card, I know he'd
appreciate it.
Hasn't slowed his AGDC sponsoring down tho' 2 new applications from him
within 24 hours of it happening..
Anyone else got any news???? Lemme know I'll pass it on.
So ends this weeks ramble.
L8r
UKJ
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AGDC
As I already said, the snow in Canada has held us back in getting the
"Proper" pages up.
We also need some banners suitable for link exchange, anyone any good at
them??
(windsong???, boating jon???)
Serious time.
Anyone who missed the postings made to the members list, listen up.
With the abuse of the mail forms on members pages, they will be withdrawn &
replaced with YOUR linkOPP banner.
Please email ruth the code so she can edit your member pages with it.
(Thats what the 10$ was for, all this extra editing etc)
The updated plain "Boring" page is on a responder:
mailto:agdcpage@...?subject=ezine
This has the agdc's own codes on it, EDIT YOURS IN!!!!!
Members pages should be increased to 4 now with the addition of a core
program FAQ, maybe even increase to 5 with a resources page, wont know the
full S/P till ruth stops playing with snowmen... LOL
Get onto your downlines & remind them that the amnesty for joining the core
program runs out on 1st Feb, anyone who is supposed to be an AGDC member,
has to also be in linkOPP free or gold, it dont matter unless they want a
manager position. They will be removed from the database on 1st Feb, no
messing about if they are not in either free or gold positions under YOU.
The core program philsophy was prominantly sent when they joined & is
on pages & autoresponders.
mailto:agdc-associate@...?subject=ezine
Will you all PLEASE send your LinkOPP ID's to me as the agdc page only
records downlines for 5 levels, I cant keep going up there & checking
whose what & where & free & gold. Make sure your downlines actually know
that I need to verify their linkOPP id's against their sponsors ID. This
stops people cheating the system.... Please ensure that all new linkOPP
members under you know they are entitled to AGDC membership.
Some have joined upto linkOPP & not known this....
I also know for a fact that most "gold" domain holders have already shifted
over to linkOPP servers. Anyone had any problems with doing this????
Emphasise the fact that with gold membership, domain hosting is FREE
til March 2000, the service so far has been faultless. This wil be HUGE.
Although I prefer manual submits to the main search engines, I found a
banner that will do the big 10 for free (not yahoo), this may well increase
traffic to your PERSONAL sites if you have included it on a page.
Go check out http://www.paychecks-online.com/submit
Theres a click link to the right of the banner to get the html for your
pages....
Click-thru has also brought more visitors to my own domain,
My last stats were 700 or so unique visitors from click thru alone in the
time I've been a member, & 20 something within the 1st 24 hours of getting
the code verified on AGDC's. (Hence the rush to get temporary pages back up)
AGDC's domain isnt submitted anywhere apart from click-thru
I would suggest you all join this(can do for free), the more agdc sites
that show on the service the more chance of getting a new member...
If ya gonna go for it, click thru from http://www.a-g-d-c.com
That way agdc gets the credits....not me personally.
Remember, if they join AGDC from any agdc site, it will increase the
downline potential of EVERYONE in the 2nd program we enter, the actual
refering site gets them for linkOPP. It could be you...
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Prize draw etc
Unfortunatley this is now suspended till I gets me a new site.(or PC)
I waited till the Jan sales to start to get me a new PC, HUH what a joke.
233Mhz's are now non-existant here, they were before Xmas going out at
around $1-1.5K, I thought they'd be cheaper in Jan, but no, whats happening
here is that everything brand new is 330's 400's & 450's. the prices here
are like
(US)$$ 2.5 - 3.5K, depending on what model. What are they in USA, a lot
less!!!!
I gonna go to a computer auction on 16th Jan & see whats what there...
Maybe a better PC will stop websitings crashing me.. who knows.
Dont forget
mailto:autoresponders@...?subject=ezine
is the index autoresponder.
ALL yakker addresses are there for you to play with.
Please put ezine in subject line....thanks
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Whats in a name??????
This bit is for people who have "different" online names, this week 2 takers.
1st up, Sharon aka Imdreamin7
<< "I'm Dreamin 7" >>
What's in a name huh? Just another label for society to put on my for the rest
of my online life..LOL.."I'm" meaning ME :) "Dreamin", well I'm a full-time
daydreamer, lookin for part-time work as a beachcomber actually..and "7", well
it's a lucky number, sorry no mysteries..LMAO
PS I really don't have a social life..It's 2 am here now :)
<< Got a url ya wants it linked to???? >>
Woo hoo, heck yeah! Thanks!
http://members.aol.com/ImDreamin7/money.html
and umm it's now 4:04 a.m. i am a true night owl..lol
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UK Jerry comment:
& a real "Hoot" if I might say so....LOL UKJ
I love the idea of being a part-time beachcomber tho....
Not in UK tho', have an idea already of what I'd find, I give no clues ;-)
Taker #2 Gump.
Jerry & All,
Why am I called Gump and my partner is called Vern? Good question. Vern and
I have worked together at two ISP's in the past and have had an excellent
working relationship for years.
When we created http://www.RantersWorld.net we did
so because it seemed that every type of web site was taken, that we'd be
interested in doing, except a "Ranting and Raving" web site.
A place where all the angry people of the Internet could gather together
and scream like crazy about whatever messes with their heads!
We hope to keep flame mail down around the world by providing
the proper forum to be angry in.
[ This might be a stretch, but hey what the heck! ]
One of the things we noticed when working for ISP's was that Internet
customers are a vicious and nasty lot. Always angry and yelling at the tech
support kids and threatening to have them fired, etc..
Trying to force them to tech their printers or mouse or lawn tractor
or some unrelated issue.
As part of our duties as Senior Tech Support personnel, we had to be
active in the ISP's news groups "counter-posting" angry and inflammatory,
and in many cases bogus posts, by the ISP's cliental.
You know, " as I don my flame proof suit, the answer to your question is..."
Well as a result both Vern and I began to refer to the really inept types,
those that call and call over and over with really foolish questions like,
" I can't seem to get my cat to come near the computer since I signed up
with your service and the cats hair is falling out also!
Whats wrong with you people?
I want a 500 month credit or I'm gonna insist your Boss fire you!",
as "Verns" or "Gumps" after the Ernest character or the Forest Gump
character in the movies, clueless fumble fools who never seem to really get
it.
We always referred to these people this way in private of course,
and we did really like most of them in spite of themselves.
So when it came time to pick a writing alias for our editorial columns, we
choose those names as we ourselves are both clueless and fools, from time
to time. But we do manage to get the job done.
Gump and Vern write the most inflammatory and controversial articles in
a very deliberate manner in order to get people to think more and react less.
In our opinion we refuse to follow the path of least resistance. If someone
tells us it's bad to use volunteers for writing articles, [ we give full
credit to writers, but are too poor to pay ] then we use volunteers. If
someone tells us you can't do this or you can't do that because all the
newsletters are not doing it, then we deliberately set out to do the opposite.
The last thing we want to have happen is for Gump or Vern do the right
thing. Does that make us bad?
I dunno, maybe, but we are having a ton of fun and making zero dollars. But
that may change, who knows. Fun is the main point now, money can come
later. At some point we may actually be more main stream but I for one hope
not.
Sorry for the short novel, but you see, choosing a alias for us was
premeditated and first degree alias bashing. So what. Gump's clueless
anyway and Vern is a bobo head! It frees us from main-stream responsibility
and main-stream ethical writing. There is no yellow journalism at
RantersWorld! :- )
-
Steve
aka Gump
webmaster@...http://www.rantersworld.net
business phone 978-568-1215
RantersWorld .. for what messes wit yer head!
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UK Jerry comment:
Full of contraversy & taking the p***, I love that kinda thing...LOL
Dont know what yellow journalism is, BUT I always avoid yellow snow..
(Theres a hint there ruthie)
Like the similar style of spellinz too....
Havent actually visited the rantersworld site as yet.
I reckon it would prove too addictive for a cult/infamy status
seeking ezine editor such as me...LOL
Why not let off some steam & go pay them a visit????
Gump writes some great stuff on pub & ad,
& I hope he shifts over to epub too.
(Maybe even get a plug back eh???)
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As I have both a free monthly newsletter on theatre which I write, "Give
'Em The Old Razzle Dazzle," available by subscription 927121@... and
online http://www.webpost.net/ra/RazzleDazzle/index.html and a site called
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commissions on the net, I want to be aware of what is available out there.
I have many other sites throughout the web but they deal mostly with my
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I have only been on the net about nine months and have so much to learn
that I tend to check out most advertising schemes that come along, and as I
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Firstly, I will discuss the bad, which is of course the vast majority of
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When you look at these publications you will find that most of them are
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The ones to watch out for are the Dr. Soandso, the marketing experts, who
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Take it all with a large grain of salt. Make up your own mind which
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The better publications are from reputable firms like Link Exchange, the
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just using it for an expression.
There will be more ezines and newsletters daily coming across your
webpages, give them a chance, there is always the DELETE button, or the
UNSUBSCRIBE.
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Give 'Em The Old Razzle Dazzle (free monthly theatre ezine)
Subscribe 927121@...
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UK Jerry comment:
Eeeeeeeeeeee Look at this, someone wiv a bitta culture!!!!
Subscriber to this ezine too....
Have I succeeded or failed in my quest for infamy?????? ;-)
See clairs ad later...
I've actually read Clairs ezine & if ya into theatres etc,
it's well informative. Clair also told me about some of the theatres she's
visited in MY home city of London...I aint even been to that many!!!
Seen Mousetrap tho'.....
Butler did it...LOL( dont they always??????)
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Joke Spot
My brother Jeff, dave"E", boating Jon, windsong AND sig file bob (ok &
jimbo) have been non existant this week. My clean (read postable ) jokes
are non-existant. so no joke this week.
I cant even ask "What is the difference between snow-men & snow-wimmin???"
(answer given on a return email..... bet roofie knows tho'....LOL)
Apart from the fact my brothers excuse is a joke in itself...
He's travelling over 300 miles to Wales to get married....Hahahaha
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Til next time
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Also to any one they sponsor etc......
This group is fairly unique, I havent come across one like it.
Where else can you contact ALL your upline with one email????
Use this group as part of YOUR U.S.P. Unique Selling Point.
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Til next time
Be Lucky
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Welcome to:
Paychecks On-line Weekly
Volume 2 Issue # 3 (15th Jan 1999).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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Greetings from across the "Pond" to all NEW subscribers & Paychecks regulars.
If you like what you see, please tell others, if you dont, please tell me.
I'm always open to suggestions on how to improve things.
All email addresses posted have the owners permission........
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings *G*
2. AGDC Marketing course starts 18th Jan
3. Prize Draw Info + Autoresponders
4. Article: HOW TO 'WORK THE WEB' WITH A FREE
LEAD-GENERATING GIVEAWAY FILE
5. Whats in a name???????
6. Joke spot
7. Payback time
8. Contact info / downline help group
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
of events, however I do try to remain neutral as best I can)
I also reserve the right to poke fun if I want to!!!
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
Wow 2.15 am GMT I'm sending this early morning as I've an
important appointment later so probably wouldn't get a connection
if I left it!!!!
Finally I have finished "Zelda" on the N64 so my mind is free to go back to
rampaging the web......
What a mind-game that is/was... almost addictive...
75 hours it took me to complete...
Reminds me of the old "Dungeons & Dragons" sessions
we used to have in the local nurses home.... ;-)
I always find things strangely linked, (like this ramble), dont you????
I've been talking, email-wise to Chris HEDE (webmaster@...).
Met him thru that new ezine publishers list
mailto:epub-subscribe@onelist.com
that I was on about last week...
Chris produces a French language ezine, watch for his ad later...
(Hope the last bitof it isnt rude, cos I dont know what it means... ;-)
In the last 3 days I've had 1/2 a dozen subscribers from France...
Only had 1 before, & a few from Quebec.... der der der...X-files again...
Chris has corrected me on the only French I know which translates sommat
like "Dare bears" which means 2 beers (in a cockney accent...LOL)
I have enough probs spellin English, let alone French, so Dare bears will
have to do...
I was gonna use "Stella Artoise" but thats Belgian so it dont count..
Jimbo cant count "S.A's" after 6 of them...LOL
Talking of beers, I watched the first of the new series (here anyhow)
of "Friends", seems that while the cast were over here in London,
a Mancunian ("From Manchester"), bitter beer, "Boddingtons" was
featured quite prominantly.
Sales of "Boddies" to the USA have increased 20,000% according to a
Financial column. tastes like dish-water to me, but there ya go...
Ooooh the power of TV eh...
Which leads into..
Gump & Vern of http://www.rantersworld.com
are making a TV show & sending me the CD of it... I can't wait.
I've also got an invite to "Go on" when I get out to USA...
Maybe in time for "Daytona", I hope so...
That'll be a giggle.... Go visit their crazy site.
But it's not for the faint hearted....
dave "E" has accused me of becoming a surgeon.
It seems in dave's copy of last weeks issue, I gave Clair a sex
change, calling her a "He", in the UK Jerry comments after her
brilliant article.
(Clair keep 'em coming & I'll print 'em
For new subscribers, this article & ezine is at:
mailto:8jan@...?subject=ezine )
I have read the archives at one list & also the cut & pasted version on the
autoresponder & I cant find it for the life of me...
So if I made a slip of the knife/keyboard I appologise.
If not, dave "E" is on cue for his 3rd entry into the "hall of infamy"
Maybe dave is just willing me to make mistakes...I dunno.
He's still up for this competition he challenged me to in getting 1000
subscribers, so I'm asking for a bit of help here, get as many of your
online friends/enemies to sign up, or put a link back to me, so I can beat
him & wind him up, bigtime over it...
Email me for the link or use this gif; (Hint USA-J)
http://www.paychecks-online.com/images/win3.gif
Obviously being called "WIN", it was created by Windsong...
http://marketing-resources.com
Thanks, you're a real babe!!! XXXXXXX(BWSK's)
I've also got the updated testimonials page finished.
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/testimonials.htm
Go have a poodle up there & see who says what.
Ya never know, your name & url's may be linked....
Talking of links & submissions etc, checkout these 2 freebies:
http://atomic.bannermation.com/000907/http://www.onlinepressreleases.com/members/ukjerry/index.shtml
Just got me in on these, so not on any site/responder....yet
I've just about run outta steam for this ramble.
Who said GOOD????????
L8r
UKJ
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AGDC
See your LinkOPP newsletter for further details on the Marketing
course starting 18th jan. This is great for promoting LinkOPP/AGDC
or any other program you're with.....
Origionaly designed for "3step" but can be used for anything...
Also LinkOPP are offering installments, for those who cant stump up
the $130 in one go.
This flexibility is another boon for selling the programs benefits
For non-agdc members, take the tour at
http://www.linkopp.com/member/jp5604.htm
OR mailto:agdc-associate@...?subject=ezine
All quiet on the Canadian front...
Ruths still incommunicado due to the snow.
Not got all the new AGDC pages, so cant upload them...yet.
I didnt get Ruths "CLM" ezine either, seems getrealproductions.com is
really snow-bound. Thats scares the ???? outta me, I couldnt handle being
cut-off for days, weeks, months etc.
We moan about the rain here in UK, but -35C & 6feet of snow...
No-way for me... That's just scary!!!!
Anyhow, still need the link-exchange size banners for the adgc domain.
Windsong is working 6:10, not quite the 7:24 possible, but close enough,
so if anyone else can step in & do some I'd be grateful..
Had a couple sign-ups via Click-thru, told you it was a great traffic
generator.
Please click the logo at:
http://www.a-g-d-c.com
That way AGDC gets the credits, not me personally...
Are there any LinkOPP GOLD members under AGDC who were due monies &
havent recieved their checks for the Nov/Dec period??????
please email Dan & cc the message to me so I can help follow thru for you.
I havent heard of anyone missing this payment, but with Xmas etc it could
have happened.
For those of you not GOLD, I would suggest you seriously think of upgrading.
LinkOPP's free web space AND the fact that once you join the GOLD program,
domain hosting is included..... Most AGDC domain holders have now completed
their moves over to LinkOPP servers.
Still waiting for news of the smart-card etc, but shouldn't be much longer.
PLEASE: will all managers check their downlines in AGDC & get the
stragglers sorted asap. Being as LinkOPP as a free option there is no
reason why they aren't signed to LinkOPP.
The downline page only covers 5 levels, so its upto you to follow-up
on your own signers.
Dont forget to let them know about the "New" positions available.
These in no way detract from the origional "Manager" slots.
Instead, they are an extention of these slots.
Only open on LinkOPP GOLD sponsorships of 25,50 100 respectivley.
Email me the verification notice you get when some-one joins, so I can keep
records of the LinkOPP ID#'s. That way no-one can cheat the system, or you
out of commissions...
Get up to the members pages asap & use the submissions/resources
that are there. All makes promoting linkOPP/agdc so much easier...
For new subscribers, non-AGDC members, take the tour here:
http://www.linkopp.com/member/jp5604.htm
Always has been my #1 online program!!!
The sooner we get 50 locked positions filled, the sooner we can go into a
2nd program....
Thanks.
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Prize Draw info & Autoresponders
Thanks to dave"E" I have the new ad site all sorted out.
http://www.websitings.com/classads/sites/ukjerry.htm
As it's a recent aquisition, theres only FIVE ads in the hat for 18th's draw.
It was really strange as after last weeks "My ad site is missing" bit,
I had 3 new postings appear....weird or what.?????
But please use this new url as I think maybe the old "rodweb" one is
either part of "Brigadoon" or Home port to the "Flying Dutchman"
the way it disappears & reappears at will!!!!
Usually there's well over 50 in each draw, so I'd get along there & post
some ads if I were you....
3 New autoresponders have been added with some articles & freebies on them.
Check out the new listing:
autoresponders@...?subject=ezine
or http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/articles.htm
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HOW TO 'WORK THE WEB' WITH A FREE
LEAD-GENERATING GIVEAWAY FILE
By Scott T. Smith
The Web is an advertising medium that has to be 'worked'. No
matter how much time, effort and expense you have invested to
create your site, it will only become a high traffic destination
through continuous effort.
One of the best methods to generate traffic to your site is to
offer free content - but simply posting it on your Web pages is
not enough. The online world needs to be alerted that your
content exists, and that's the problem for most Web site owners.
They simply don't know how to go about this announcement process
- or they give up too early and their traffic-generating
campaign fails.
But let's assume that failure is NOT an option, and break this
challenge down into the three specific components we all require
for success.
1. Persistence
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Persistence is key. The truth of the matter is that once you
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blood, sweat and tears - you have only just begun.
In 1930's Hollywood, they followed what they called the "Rule of
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member seven times over the head with a sales pitch - before
they could count on that person buying a movie ticket and
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attract attention amidst the huge volume of sales pitches
online.
Does this mean you have to spend an ever-increasing amount of
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The real cost involved in persistent marketing online is your
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UK Jerry comment:
I've always said that "Content is King".
Hits to my freebie pages & articles pages are higher than any other page
on the Paychecks domain, the same with those autoresponders too.....
The more you can give away, the more people will return....
Once they are at your site, its the quality of the content that will
determine whether or not they buy, join a downline or subscribe....
Or go elsewhere!!!!!!!!
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Whats in a name????
No takers this week, but for the benefit of my new subscribers, this bit is
for
anyone who has a different online handle/name to the one they were born with.
(Or changed to after they got married!!!)
I noticed some interesting email aliases on the subscribe notices etc.
So theres some stories out there waiting to be told.
Past contributers include; Windsong, Rainmaker, Lofty, Seadove & heaps more.
Even Gump done a piece last week while suffering from flu...
So if ya want a bit of free publicity & cant write articles.
(I can ramble, but articles....Hooo-wee, no way..)
This is the bit where you can get your name in lights.
Sig files etc are linked back once I code the issue, & archived for 6 months.
So any contributions have a long shelf life...
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Joke spot
dave"E" has sent some HUGE jokes again, but as Jimbo (brit-worldwide.com)
has crawled back out into the sunshine again with a 2 liner I thought
I'd better give him some encouragement to stay out.....
Close to the limit that I'll go to here, but amusing to say the least.
Q. Whats the difference between George Micheal & a microwave...?????
A. Microwaves stop when the door gets opened!!!!!
...................
SEND ME SHORT JOKES!!!! Clean (or relativley clean ones will get posted here)
Naughty ones get linked back from http://www.paychecks-online.com/jokes
Contribute to this ezine & theres 4 ways you can get a link back.
1. Articles get posted on-line & on autoresponders
2. Hall of fame/infamy
3. Joke pages
4. Testimonials
Well known fact. The more links to YOUR pages, the more popular the site,
the higher the search engine ranking!!!
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Please note the #'s in brackets are how many ads have run.
ie (2/4) means this is 2nd ad of 4
(?) means that ad will run until I'm told otherwise....
No brackets means a one-off advert ........Thanks
If YOUR ad isnt listed, its either run out or you've not sent one,
or I forgot it. Please tell me which.
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As regular subscribers know, as soon as I get the new FREE OFFERS or
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this gives you the chance to move on something real quick.
These new ones are no exception, 2 new free to enter sweepstakes
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It's 2.45 am here, I'm going back to bed!!!
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I've subscribed already!!!!!!
AND sent in a question....
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will carry the banner-links to this...get in ASAP!!!!
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Also watch out for the NEW section coming up in next issue of Paychecks.
Thanks to Lorraine for suggesting it!!!!
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Man -oh - man these new freebies are coming in thick and fast...
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I dont like tax-men either... or bankers, or politicians...
When is the UK gonna get this sort of thing sorted???
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Volume 2 Issue # 4 (23rd Jan 1999).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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"This ezine featured at EzineCenter.com -
The Ezine Search Engine(tm)
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Greetings from across the "Pond" to all NEW subscribers & Paychecks regulars.
If you like what you see, please tell others, if you dont, please tell me.
I'm always open to suggestions on how to improve things.
All email addresses posted have the owners permission........
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings *g*
2. AGDC / ezine advertising M-L-M
3. Prize Draw Info + Autoresponders
4. New Bit... Y-I-use
5. Whats in a name???????
6. Joke spot
7. Payback time
8. Links to / from paychecks
9. Contact info / downline help group
Part 2 Article(s); I split articles into a 2nd mailing so you can
keep them & trash this bit:
1.The Power of Personal Promotion:
Part One of Simple Steps to Success. by Eva Almeida
2. Geometric progression - the key to riches? By Martin Loevenfeldt
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
Do you ever get the feelings that sometimes what we think is a rock
solid plan, ain't!!!!!!.
Take last weekend for example. I'd cleared the "decks" so I could
disappear for a whole day, no backlog, no pressure, my pockets bulging
with nice crisp 20 pound/sterling notes, & I was off to a computer auction.
Overhere, PC's are a rip-off, 2 or 3 times the price of a similar system
in the USA. So off I poodled, 1 1/2 miles down the road, a nasty noise
came from the automatic transmission. 1 1/2 miles & a little bit,
the car jumped out of gear, & there I was in the middle lane of a 3 lane
highway, no power, just rolling at an ever DECREASING pace. I managed to
get into the slow lane as the car came to a stop.
Lucky (huh) for me this was at 9am Saturday morning, 9 am any other day of
the week would have seen millions of other cars whizzing along at 80-100 mph.
No 55mph limit fer us... It's sposed to be 70mph, but who sticks to it???
Like I said, this is a feeder road to the infamous M25, the worlds biggest
toll free car park. People go at breakneck speed just to join it.
I managed to limp the car back home by letting it cool down & mainly coasting
as this section of the A1 is downhill. Volvo 740's ain't lightweights.
The worst of it is, I can see the motor from my window, unlike Ruthie
whose car is under 8 feet of snow....LOL
Windsong also is getting another car. Hers died too.
Gump can see 2 or 3 versions of his chevvy, as he was celebrating his 41st
yesterday, send him a card to. gump@...
Hummpffff..... Great eh, no new PC, no car, & to get a new gearbox is gonna
cost more than the PC.
Jimbo found that funny....&^%$£"(_+
Talking of Jimbo, he managed to poach a paychecks subscriber into
signing to AGDC under him, I still haven't worked out how he did that.....
So I hope Kim Skinners plans for her new questions & answers ezine
starting 25th Jan, go a darn site better than my plans for a new PC.
I subscribed, sounds good.
mailto:webmaster@...?subject=FAQ-ukj
Still at least I'm still breathing..... Who said shame????? LOL
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AGDC/ezine ads mlm
Well a fair bit of a "Kerfuffle" this week. After getting in on that new
ezine advertising m-l-m, I've edited the agdc pages to show this program.
Even the "Boring" page now is linked.
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If You use the "BP"'s, not the 4 page hosted set, get the new one today.
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What a brilliant idea. Ezines are by far & away the best form of targeted
advertising known to cyber-age man.
(No political correctness there, Cyber-age person just aint right).
Being able to advertise in the member ezines for a flat fee covering all
of them (with a subscriber base of 140,000) is brilliant.
However, as this isn't an AGDC program, & won't be either.
This is because IMHO this will explode before AGDC gets 50 managers which
is when we WILL go for a 2nd program.
I would suggest that any agdc member who wants in on this Advertising
mlm to contact their AGDC sponsor to see if they are in it,& join under them.
If they aren't & you want to join,
mailto:ezine-m-l-m@...?subject=23rd
Why add it to AGDC pages... simple.
I know for a fact that theres a new online training course just started.
Where one of the Key programs is Click-thru.
AGDC is a click thru member in its own right, therefore there will be
quite a few click thru members seeing this new advertising medium!!!.
As we aren't ready as a club for a 2nd program, you may as well take
advantage of any leads this new training course will bring via YOUR AGDC
pages. The ezine mlm banner is well above the click-thru logo.
So all click-thrus WILL see it....
The cost after going LinkOPP gold might also be prohibitive for some AGDC
members, so thats another reason why we wont add it to the AGDC portfolio.
Shame cos it's the potential of being HUGE.
As I joined at a personal level, I wont be using all my adverts to promote
AGDC, & if YOU keep me up to scratch, I'll back off placing agdc ad's where
you have yours. I cant go fairer than that.
I am really grateful to all of you that have joined up under me.
Thanks a bunch, I was really surprised at how many of you did.
Yer a great bunch of peeps... thanks.
(And, welcome back B-J)
Oh. And did I mention that a full 10x3 pays $11k per month... ;-)
And it's forced so plenty overspill, And anyone under me is 3rd level
to the top dogs in the program... And it only has 300 or so members as
of last night.
(And yeah. I know "Webgrammar", back to using Ands again...*G*)
If you do the math on a 10x3, don't think ooooh I cant do that.
read the article:
Geometric progression - the key to riches?
By Martin Loevenfeldt later this issue.....Part 2.
Also after the 1st feb, when the amnesty for non-linkOPP/agdc members
runs out there will be a bbs for agdc members to play with.
Keep this for AGDC business, FAQ's etc or I'll scrapp it!!!!!
There are several new features that will be brought into a members only
area too, I'll let you know when & where....
(yeah ok when I suss the cgi's, can anyone recommend a decent hard back book)
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I got this email from a subscriber:
"quote"
gentlybatc@...(Lorraine)
Hi. I think it would be great if paychecks would start a series of
How to market and advertise on the internet. There are a lot of greenhorns,
like myself, that are struggling to sell products or get our ads noticed every
day and we don't know how to do it. We need a series that is easy to
understand, written in plain English. Would you consider running a series
like that?
............................
Now thats a tall order for me as I cant write plain english fer toffee...:-)
BUT, I reckon it's a great idea, thats why I'm starting this Y-I-Use section.
This is open for anyone to contribute to in this type of format.
AFAIC,(as far as I'm concerned) reading books etc is fine, but every now-&
again, you need an exact methodology of WHY a certain tactic/program works.
And more to the point, How SOMEONE who is a "NO-One" made it work.
Someone who you don't associate with being a marketing guru like:
Kim Skinner or Jim Daniels, who both have successful
"how to books on the go".
(email me for the urls to buy them.... *G*)
Dont get me wrong, I admire both of them, AND they answer my emails.
High priority in earning/keeping respect!!!!!
(Kim is also a subscriber & online "buddie")
But sometimes I know that people think they just don't seem like
"ordinary" people, they have a magic & mystique about their names,
even tho' I KNOW they are just like me & you, sometimes it just don't
seem that way...
When I first started, their "words" were gospel.
I followed every tip they ever gave me. I've had Jims book longer &
almost worn it out..... Kims is now almost as dog-eared...
I had plenty of help from other sources too, but they havent got
a published book on the go....
But now, Joe Public, this is your chance to shine out.
Sometimes the words of "Mr Nobody", (read UKJ...LOL)
can carry that extra bit of weight....
I'm not gonna go into reams of criteria need to get something in this
section.
for further info mailto:y-i-use@...?subject=23rd
I'll start the ball rolling here with 3 things.
1. The conditions for advertising on the web are totally different for us
who pay for local calls. so I'm not qualified to advise on ad placements etc,
cos I dont use that method....
2. FREEBIES: stuff like:
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If you can get enough freebies to give away, that ain't a bad thing either
Also this sort of thing earns $$'s per download.
This un's..... Nah not telling...LOL
(Plurrrlease d/l it... I'll get my transmission sorted quicker...LOL)
But this only works if you're getting traffic. I think the threashold
for bach is 500 visitors per day.
I can get you in on this by refering you to:
http://www.bachsys.com/cgi-bin/refer.pl?paychecks
Takes about 3-4days for acceptance. This however is a catch 22 if you're
not getting traffic already.......
3. Lorraine: the cheapest & most effective advertising is your sig file.
There wasn't one on the message you sent me so I couldn't visit or link to
your site if I wanted to. This of course could mean that you haven't got a
site/url as yet, I dont know, but if you have, get an email program (I use
eudora) that gives you at least 2 different sig files.
I only ever disable my sig file when emailing a "majordomo" listserve to
subscribe somewhere, as when they say send blank email, they mean blank email.
Or when emailing people who I am in constant contact with.
Everyone else gets a sig file..... I even leave it on the end of the ezine...
Getting back to Local call rates/charges etc. I personally use programs that
bring traffic to me, where other people have to earn credits by surfing etc.
Ezine adverts, (hence the reason I jumped straight into the ezine mlm).
Or links programs like my all time favoUrite #1 program LinkOPP GOLD.
A basic outline & a few tips are at:
http://www.paychecks-online.com/submit/traffic.htm
Oh thats another point for a sig file or anywhere else you type a hyperlink.
Always, but always, after the .htm or .html or ?subject=23rd or whatever.
Plurrrlease hit the space bar 2 or 3 times then the return key.
This is because if theres no space, the subject line, or address/url space
on the browser will pick up everything til it reaches the next space.
Try clicking these 2 identical urls & see what happens:
http://www.a-g-d-c.comhttp://www.a-g-d-c.com
They-look-exactly-the-same
I purposely bunched the above together to emphasise a point.
One will give you an error 404 url not found.
Also it will give me a banner credit cos I customised the 404 page.
Thats another tip for domain holders!!!!! sneaky huh!!!
I also use a key in my sigfile by adding a ?sig after a url.
This tells me on my stats pages how many people have actually clicked
on my sig file links. This only works on domains, I havent seen a
/members/wherever/com tracker that covers it, although I may be wrong...
I was gonna explain more about LinkOPP gold here, but think I've rabbitted on
enough for an opener.
So kiddo's next week Y-I-use-linkOPP Gold.
Got something YOU wanna say about YOUR way????
mailto:y-i-use@...?subject=23rd
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Whats in a name?????
No takers this week. for the benefit of new subscribers, this bit is
for anyone who wants to share why they chose & use an online alias
Just lemme know, & I'll post it here with yer sig files etc
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Did you hear the one about the wooden Volvo 740?????
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Wooden %^&*($£" Go!!!!
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Hi welcome back to part 2, the bit with the articles that you'll probably
wanna keep after trashing the 1st bit.
I dont mind if you use these articles, so long as they have the
authors "bits" intact.
I would however appreciate a mention as to where YOU got them from...ta
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Right earwigo!!
Article #1:
The Power of Personal Promotion:
Part One of Simple Steps to Success. by
Eva Almeida <healthandmoneytips@...>
There are many ways to promote your products or services, but have you ever
thought of promoting yourself? What?! I know what you are
thinking...promote myself...how do I make money doing that? My answer to
you is that you may not directly make money by developing your reputation
online or creating relationships with fellow marketers; but, it will
certainly go a long way in your future recommendations of certain products
or services.
For example, in my profession as a pharmacist, I take it for granted that
people trust me and come to me for health-related advice. Even though they
realize that I am also a sales person for that pharmacy, they still come to
me for free advice. Why? Primarily, that is part of my profession as a
pharmacist and also, I have made it my mission to tell people when NOT to
buy certain products as well. I have developed their trust and when I
recommend something they know I mean it! They believe that I am promoting
a certain product because it is the best remedy for their ailment (and so
they should because I believe it as well!).
You can do this as well! Don't come across as always trying to sell
something just for the sake of profit. By freely providing your expertise
in discussion forums, you will gain a reputation as someone who is there to
help others to succeed! Believe me, you will definitely gain from this!
Your contacts will be more likely to buy products from you if they perceive
you as honest, dependable, helpful, and open to suggestions. Someone who
is sarcastic and selfish may become successful but it will eventually
backfire by negative word-of-mouth advertising. Dale Armin Miller, owner of
the SuccessArsenal™ site, sums it up perfectly:
"Many netpreneurs spend too much time trying to uncover what's "wrong" with
their current product or service, and not enough time trying to uncover why
their prospects just plain don't believe them.
(Oh how that is so true..UKJ)
Sometimes marketers look at the
facts and wonder how I could pass that up. I don't have any idea what facts
they're looking at, but I do know what I am looking at: a bunch of words. I
can tell you that I'm tall, dark, and handsome, but (unfortunately) that
doesn't make it true! It's hard enough for someone to gauge your honesty
when they can see your face. No, IBM doesn't have that problem; and, no,
you're not IBM. "
Other than being as honest and sincere as possible, other ways to promote
yourself include testimonials, partnerships, and personalization. When
people are happy with you and your products, they will send you
testimonials to thank you. Show your appreciation by posting them on your
site! They will respect you even more and are more likely to recommend you
to their friends! Word-of-mouth advertising is a very effective way to
promote yourself so please take advantage of it.
If you are a part of an associate program or multi-level marketing program,
a very effective way to recruit new associates or sell your products is
through partnerships. Team up with your enroller or your enrollees and
promote together. My neighbour and I promote health supplements together.
She provides the testimonials (obvious to everyone just by looking at her
40 pound weight loss) and I provide the expertise being a health
professional. If you know of someone in your program who could complement
your sales style than partner up and your membership will undoubtably
increase (since two people convinced of the benefits of a particular
program are more impressive to a prospect than one)!
Lastly, personalize your communication with other marketers as much as
possible. Use sincere compliments (note the word: sincere!!) replying to
other marketers and include your name as much as possible. Treating fellow
business people will earn you respect and they will think of you first if
they need your services in the future. When emailing offers, try to
personalize the ad by addressing it to your prospect by using his or her
name, if possible. This doesn't apply to broadcasting an ad to opt-in
lists, but includes replies to business offers. The biggest percentage of
my downline are from personal contacts that I have developed during the
time I have been in the marketing business. I had developed a dialogue
about family and my business; then when they asked me more information, I
told them how the particular program benefitted me. I left it up to them
to decide if it would benefit them and they usually enrolled based upon my
recommendation. Therefore, try to develop a personal dialogue with fellow
marketers first and when the conversation leads to your business, tell them
the benefits to yourself and more importantly how it could benefit them and
you will be on your way to success!!
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The Power of Personal Promotion was written by Eva Almeida to benefit
fellow FreeInfo Reports Club Members. It is the first in a series of
articles aimed at improving your marketing success by concentrating on
specific areas of interest to marketers. If you are not a member of our
marketing club, join us for free at:
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Dale Armin Miller is the owner of the resourceful Success Arsenal™, where
you can find reports and marketing tools to boost your website traffic as
well as a brand new affiliate program at:
http://www.successarsenal.com/wow/reprt31a/
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UK Jerry comment:
Eva has a talent for writing AFAIC.
I have always tried to be "Like the person my dog thinks I am"
On the web anyhow..LOL
As I said in part 1. answering emails asap is one small way to gain respect.
However, if you want to read the rest of this series,
ya gonna have to subscribe to Eva's ezine.
She's only just started it up, & I reckon its really good.
You know me, if I don't like something, I'll say so.
(If ya want that as a testimonial Eva ..you got it, just use my url/email
address with it)
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article #2
Geometric progression
- the key to riches?
By Martin Loevenfeldt (C) 1999
martin.loevenfeldt@...
See Mr. Prospect, all you have to do is get 5, that will get 5, that will
get 5 ... and then you are a multi-millionaire Triple Gold and Platinum MLM
World Leader! And it will just take about 2 or 3 days per level! JOIN TODAY!!!
And so is the promise of geometric progression ... millions of distributors
paying you for being the Triple Gold and Platinum MLM World Leader. All in
just a few weeks ... If this is so easy, then I must have misunderstood my
geometry class in high school! We never mentioned MLM or Platinum Leaders,
and we never mentioned Car Bonuses! I was grateful for a night without
homework! So exactly what is Geometric Progression? How can it provide
MLM'ers with unheard of incomes? And why do a majority of MLM'ers never
realize the full potential of it?
First of all, geometric progression is the basis of any MLM! That is how
they can pay so much money to an individual marketer. There has been a BIG
misunderstanding however when it comes to this area! Geometric progression
takes time, it is that simple.
Sure the 5 that gets 5 theory sounds great, but it just does not work that
way exactly. Don't get me wrong, it does explain the "concept" of MLM - but
it makes it really sound to good to be true!
I know that people join MLM's for one or two reasons: (1) The products or
(2) the MONEY!!! - And most people join thinking they can make millions in
a matter of weeks. Too bad, it rarely ever works that way ... possibly I
could say NEVER works that way.
MLM requires you to recruit others, and for them to do the same, and so on
... It takes time to do this! And for those working this by mail, it takes
even longer. Let me give you two facts to prove that impatience is the #1
key why geometric progression is never given a fair chance:
(1) 95% of all MLM'ers never make a decent income, and they fail!
(2) 95% of all MLM'ers QUIT within their first year!
See my point? The first year is the hardest! You will usually always put in
a lot more than you receive back, so most people QUIT! But, geometric
progression has not had time to take over yet. And when you join the latest
"HOT" opportunity you are starting the time table all over again!
I was on the phone with a fellow one evening, when he stated during his
first year with his company he paid lots of money for leads, ads, and
mailings, and after a full 12 months only had about 50 members to show for
it. Did he quit? No, and just one year later, by the force of geometric
progression, he had a downline in excess of 22,000 members!!! This case may
not be very typical, but it is very possible for all MLM'ers!!!
How many members do you have? 15, 30, 50, maybe 100 ... how long did it
take you to get that many? Do you realize how many you can have in that
same amount of time, if your current members do just as you have?
Lets assume you have 30 members and it has taken you 9 months to get them.
Now what if in the next 9 months, all 30 have at least 30 under each one of
them?!
That is geometric progression! That is MLM!
Geometric progression does not take place overnight ... patience is the
only way to fully enjoy the benefits from it. When someone boasts of 3,000
or 5,000 members in their downline, do not think they did all that work!
Geometric progression probably took care of about 99% of it! Also, ask them
how long they were with the company ... then my point will be proven.
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Internationale - The Ultimate in Quality Nutritional Products.
http://fokus.hypermart.net He is also an Independent Consultant with
ProSTEP Inc. "Jumpstart your downline/STOP chasing your friends and family
Start receiving 150 pre-qualified MLM leads, free Voicemail, free
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UK Jerry comment:
This is another simple truth article.
Thats why I said about reading it after the ezine mlm.
I've always taken the stance that 1 small snowball can start
that avalanche, same principle with Geometric progression.
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Summary UKJ style:
Whenever I think about joining a new program I try & keep an eye open
for someone promoting it that I trust, & know aren't playing a
recruiting game. AFAIC those people I trust have utilised the qualities
outlined in these 2 articles.
In short. Always try to be the sponsor YOU would like to have!!!!
Don't give people any B*S, negative advertising is far quicker to take effect
& lasts a hell of a lot longer than the positive uphill struggle to get &
(then whats even harder to do) ...Keep an umblemished reputation
Anyone who I ever mention in Paychecks has done this task, & has my respect.
(Even if I do poke fun now & again)
Seizure L8r
UKJ
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Volume 2 Issue # 5 (1st Feb 1999).
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Contents
This issue is a test format for being AOL friendly, votes/feedback..please
An usually long ramble this week too...sorry!!!
1. Editorial. usual UKjerry ramblings *g*
"Does Bigger = Better????" NO!!! +
vote for your preference, win $40 advertising...
Malicious B*******s are out there
Take Credit cards on line no setup fee, Non-USA welcome
2. AGDC: Last big update
3. Prize Draw Winner, Info + Autoresponders
4. Whats in a name???????
5. Joke spot: Boating-Jon is back!!!!
6. Contact info / downline help group
Part 2
1. "Why I use........" (This week... LinkOPP)
2. "Ezine Advertising" ( Almost a why I use, but written by Jack Bartlett)
This explains the Ezine AdNet better than I could!!!
3. Payback Time...Adverts; ( New ad format explained)
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
of events, however I do try to remain neutral as best I can)
I also reserve the right to poke fun if I want to!!!
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Does Bigger mean it's Better??????? AFAIC ...........NO!!!!!!!!!
(As far As I'm Concerned)
Hi peeps.
First off, I'd really like to extend a warm greeting to all new subscribers.
These poor souls haven't a clue what they've let themselves in for...YET.
Seriously tho' I do hope you enjoy what I think is a unique style in a bis-ops
ezine. I do try to inject some light-heartedness into this crazy cyber-world
of making a living online.....
Anyhow, on with the ramble.
If your inbox is anything like mine, I've been bombarded with this AOL goes
M-L-M info for a while now.
"Nightowl" (Imadreamin7@...) got me to take a further look into this.
My findings were that if you live in the USA, it doesn't sound too bad.
If however you don't, then IMHO avoid it!!!!!!
Yet again, us non-USA netizens are 2nd class.
The way I understand it, & correct me if I'm wrong, is that this program is
launching in USA, then in about 6 months moving over to UK/Europe.
Great you say, I'll sign up when it's "local" to me.
Wrong I say, by that time it'll be saturated....
Also, if we wanted to get in on it now, it would mean getting someone
in the USA to "put" us on "their" commission sheet, or get a USA tax ID.
Pay tax in 2 countries, not bl**dy likely!!!!
I had the same thing ages ago with a computer lease thing....
Didn't join that either...can't even remember the name now.
(EOL,OLE, ELO, LEO,???, something like that anyhow )
AOL advertise all over the UK, on London Underground (subway) TV,
magazines, newspapers, buses etc etc. I think they are in the
Top3 providers here too, so surely they must know how many people are
actually connected here. Why should we play 2nd fiddle?????
Having said all that, this AOL M-L-M will affect me & other ezine publishers.
If you join something to earn residuals, you use it...yes???
So, AOL subscribers world wide will increase. As it stands at the moment,
AOL turns emails over 20K or so into attached files...
Most people can't be bothered to transfer an ezine to a text file &
then read it. I know I wouldn't, I'd just un-sub from it.
So this leaves a dilemma, do I carry on with the origional format
of Paychecks or do I alter it to fit "AOL" standards....
Simple, to stay in business you've
got to ride storms,splice the mainbrace & weather the tide etc
(Nautical sayings there for the benefit of Boating-Jon..LOL).
I know what I'd prefer to do, but obviously, paychecks exists cos you have
subscribed to it.
Without subscribers I might just as well email myself...LOL
So this is your chance to have a say in the direction this ezine moves.
As I have already said at the beginning, this issue is a test format...
1. Do I cut everything short & post 1 email under 20k????
Do you really hate the ramble that much????
mailto:ONE@...?subject=ONE
2. Stay the same & post articles separate to main issue????
This would mean cutting down the ads or stopping them some weeks
(Financial suicide)
mailto:same@...?subject=SAME
3. Start a separate Ad sheet (max 20 or so adverts).
so you choose what you want to read.
Some weeks however that could mean 3 separate emails.
The ramble etc, articles & ads.
(This is my prefered method of dealing with things).
mailto:jerrys-choice@...?subject=Do-What-you-Want-cos-yer-g
reat
There will of course be an incentive to vote in this.
Which is one reply will be pulled from the majority vote & get an
"exclusive/solo" mailing & a sponsor ad in next issue.
(package worth $40)
For the benefit of Jimbo(brit-worldwide.com) & dave "E"(dalepubishing.com)
Only ONE vote counts!!!!!
Those 2 have tried to sneak past things before!!!!
http://www.paychecks-online.com/ezines/fame.htm
Having said all that,future AGDC updates will be trimmed to the bare bones,
as there will be a separate list for all AGDC members by the end of
today..(hopefully)
The only reason I'll mention whats happening in AGDC is so we may pick up
some new members via this ezine... ;-)
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Getting back to the Bigger/Better thing, I subscribe to Adam Boettigers IADL.
(Internet Advertisers Discussion List).
I don't post anything, & most of whats said goes over my head.
Occassionally I pick up a gem or 3.
This last week there has been several postings regarding mega-spending:
Altavista, who recently spent +$3MILLION on getting a domain name.
(They changed from altavista.digital.com)
They are embarking on a $60 MILLION spending spree.
Source: IAR
http://www.internetnews.com/IAR/
<snip>
Yahoo to Buy GeoCities
In a move to grow its already expansive reach on the Web,
Yahoo confirmed Thursday that it is buying online community
site GeoCities for an estimated ****$3.56 billion **** in stock.
Under the terms of the agreement, Yahoo will issue 0.3384
shares of Yahoo for each share of GeoCities common stock.
The deal is expected to close in about three months.
Full article: The Industry Standard
http://www.idg.net/go.cgi?id=48870
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Just stop & think about it for a minute...
Where in the hell is all this leading??????
Are we heading for "Big-Brother" on the web?????
I'd like to hear YOUR opinions about this...
mailto:Scary@...?subject=web-domination
Maybe I'll post some of the feedback here????
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Submit a post: mailto:post@...
Moderator: Adam Boettiger - mailto:ab@...
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Malicious B*********************s
However, you don't have to be a big fish to cause nightmares for people.
Dave Hayden of "Blue Rabbit" E-library has finally got his domain back up
after being accused of being a porn-peddlar.
In the Blue Rabbit newsletter, he said that 1 email from somebody in Malta
to his hosts in USA got his domain wiped without even letting him know.
I have been a reseller for Blue Rabbit since my early days on the web.
It has always been a part of my personal top10 programs!!!
http://www.paychecks-online.com/bis-ops/top10.htm
I would NEVER associate myself with porn, hate sites or any other C**p.
Dave has what I consider to be a brilliant idea, which has made me quite a
bit in commissions too.....
Why am I saying all this, simple, if it can happen to Dave who is
a respectable marketer AFAIC, it can happen to anyone of us.....
Go have a look at: http://www.uksecrets.co.uk/bluerabbit/library/7030.htm
Or for the full S/P, where Dave names names, email him direct
Dave Hayden (dhayden@...)
Let him know I sent you...
End of scary bit!!!
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I need a bit of help here, as you know I get loads of freebie offers etc.
However one I thought sounded good, hasn't been touched according to my
stats page. Can anyone give me some feedback on this please....
http://www.bachsys.com/cgi-bin/turbo.pl?paycheck
Muchley appreciated......Thanks
In finishing up, & believe me new subscribers I dont usually "Bunny" on
like this, I have at last found somewhere that helps you take credit cards
online if you are NOT a USA resident.
This is yet another area where we non-USA netizens are treated like dirt in
our own countries (especially UK). Banks here are so wary of E-commerce
you need a 5 year trading record of over $100,000 PROFIT & mega-bucks
to get a merchant a/c.
At least thats what they told me when I last applied.....
However, enter Clickbank.
I just signed with them & am still tweaking pages.
However you can sell 5 items per acount & are able to have more than one a/c.
They start with a base limit of $15 per transaction, but will up that rate.
Mines $50 now after one email....
Theres no setup fee, all prices have to be in US$$$'s.
They charge 10% per transaction + 40cents admin.
Theres a reseller program & referal system too.
This is the best one I have come across, & believe me I've been looking
real hard for ages!!!
http://hop.clickbank.net/hop.cgi?paychecks
go check it out, it's well worth it.....
End of ramble....( Who cheered !!!!! LOL)
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AGDC
This will be the last major update I post in Paychecks in order to keep
the size down. I am trying to suss the maillist facility on the agdc domain,
but just havent had time to devote myself solely to it.
You know me, it takes ages for things to click in my head!!!!LOL
However things should be sorted at some point today.
LinkOPP have released a new banner code, the fancy bit at the top is far
better than the old one. Access the new code via your members pages.
Or: http://www.linkopp.com/member/members.htm
I have the AGDC code but havent edited it into the domain yet.
(Something else to do later).
For those who are Associates/GOLD etc there are heaps of updates in the
newsletter that arrived here at 3am (GMT).
The best is that there is available a coded page for the domain attributes
that LinkOPP offer. (+ a big prize draw worth over $500)
You have permission from Doug & Dan to copy the code & post it to
your own sites after altering the details to your own.
This explains far better whats on offer than I can.
http://www.3step.com/linkoppVDH1.html
By the time you read this, anyone who doesnt show up on the AGDC/LinkOPP
downline page will have been deleted from the database.
Unless they have emailed me with prior arrangements.
You will be sent a revised list of who exactly is still under you in LinkOPP.
There is no point of a core program if people don't use it.
They had ample time to join a program with a free option, so now lets just
get on with the show.....
You have in your hands the webs greatest potential program, use it to the
best of your ability. LinkOPP is proven & can gross you a monthly paycheck
greater than you've ever seen....
Combined with the AGDC benefits & rotational system for future programs,
it's a winner BIGTIME.....
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Clair won the Advert prize draw by posting an ad online at:
http://www.websitings.com/classads/sites/ukjerry.htm
Clairs ad also won an "Exclusive/solo" mailing on 18th Jan.
This prize is worth $40....
Only 3 other Sponsor ads will appear here each month.
If the new "AOL friendly format" takes off, then some weeks this sponsor
position will be the only advert in the main body of the ezine....
Next Prize draw 17th Jan, "Ya gotta be in it to win it".
However posting an ad for the same thing in different categories will only
get ya one entry...
New Advertising rate autoresponder & page will be up by next week...promise.
So much work, so little time...LOL
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Whats in a name??????
This bit is for those who use an online alias:
This week Scribles, who I "met" via Links2U:
To: ukjerry@...
Subject: Re: Whats in a name
X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 224
Gee! You are the first one who has asked me that!
Before I was introduced though the wonderful world of computers and the
Internet, I spent a lot of my time painting and drawing. I used a variety of
mediums. Airbrush, oils, watercolor, pastels, charcoal, pencil. (Heck,
whatever I could get my hands on actually.)
Though' its never been my nickname, scribbles seemed the perfect screen name.
It just,, well,,, fit. (Unfortunately, the name "Scribbles" was already
taken on AOL, and on both web servers I use.) So dropping a "b" was a
compromise.
Most people think I just a terrible speller, but its OK with me, my friends
KNOW I'm a terrible speller.
If you would like to see some of what I've done my valentine cards are up and
ready to send.
http://scribles.webjump.com/
The Fairytale is a very early attempt using mostly clip art from the net. IM
thinking of redoing it someday.
I still use clipart, but not off the net and, of course its never exactly what
I want so I have to adulterate it quite a lot, and more and more, I just have
to make it from "scratch" because there just isn't anything "ready made" that
works.
The cards are original and you can see the difference between my early stuff
and the newer works, although I feel I still have a long,long,way to go.
I will be adding backgrounds soon, and shortly thereafter, birthday cards.
Whew! IM already tired.
I know I tend to ramble so if you feel you want to use my
explanation please feel free to edit all you want. Please.
I insist!
Scribles
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Got an online name??? want it featured here???? send me details!!!
Wont edit unless its TOO rude!!!
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Joke Spot
Oh no!!! Boating-jon is back on the scene. This effort is a bit close to
the knuckle, but the most acceptable thing Jon has posted in ages....
dave"E" is still sending epics, but thanks mate, they're all funny, just
can't use 'em.
Sig.File bob seems to have dropped off the edge of Texas...wossamatta???
Heres Jons effort:
A new study reveals the following findings:
1. When the staff goes out after work they talk about football or
basketball.
2. When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or
baseball.
3. When Top management gets together, they talk about golf.
Conclusion:
The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.
Warm Regards,
"Boating" Jon
>Options Unlimited Nutrition & Weight Loss Newsletter
mailto:boating-jon@...?subject=SUBSCRIBE-UKJ
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This guy publishes a health eziney thing....
Must be something to do with the lentils!!!...LOL
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OR by joining my downline help group:
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This is a no ad/ no spam discussion group, open to anyone in a downline
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Membership extends to anyone YOU sponsor into the program YOU are under
me in.
Also to any one they sponsor etc......
This group is fairly unique, I havent come across one like it.
Where else can you contact ALL your upline with one email????
Use this group as part of YOUR U.S.P. Unique Selling Point.
It will give you an edge when sponsoring prospects
Til next time
Be Lucky
L8r
UK Jerry
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Welcome to part2 A1 Paychecks Online:
I don't bother with the headers in part 2, you should know who sent it by
now..LOL
Contents:
1. WHY-I-USE......LinkOPP
2. EZINE ADVERTISING: DOES IT REALLY WORK? By Jack Bartlett
3. Payback Time...Heres the ads!!!
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Why-I-use.............. LinkOPP
After Lorraines request for a basic tips/hints section on various programs
techniques etc, & people asking me why I rate LinkOPP so high.
This, the 1st proper "Why-I-use...." section has got to go to my all time
fave#1 online program.
(If you have something you want to share with us,
mailto:Y-I-Use@... )
LinkOPP:
The easiest cop-out would be to say take the tour at:
http://www.linkopp.com/member/jp5604.htm
or more poiniently: http://www.a-g-d-c.com
You could easily spend an hour or so reading the various facets of
how this program works.... This just doesn't tell you WHY it works.
The main thing everyone needs to do business on the web is a site...
Obviously email access too...
There are heaps of freebie sites around, most of which aren't ranked on
search engines anymore. (Maybe geocities will be different after Yahoo buys
them)
My Freeyellow pages are absolutely nowhere at Yahoo. Hence I went looking
for a domain host. With the requirements I wanted, ie unlimited
autoresponders, high free data transfer allowances, ease of uploading pages
etc, fast servers.
reliable tech support, & people I personaly trust.
Without running down other hosts etc, I know there are plenty of
re-sellers on this list, the package that LinkOPP offers is to me,far
superior.
Compare YOUR package to this one:
http://www.3step.com/linkoppVDH1.html
Not just in commissions, but with the fringe benefits of the bonuses, up &
coming conferences, PRICE & loads of other bits. Having a 300mb domain at
linkOPP works out to around $16 per month. Less for smaller domains.
In the old days, freeyellow gave away 5mb of free pages I think.
(Seems so long ago now...)
LinkOPP have utilised a similar system with 10mb, with each member site
carrying a 5 link banner to the owners upline. Associates or those who pay
to join LinkOPP start off with 20Mb.
The more pages linked to a site, the higher it's seach engine ranking
in regards to "popularity". Which in turn means more traffic via search
engines.....
Also it is a well documented fact that traffic from click-thru's & links
rivals that of search engine traffic.
So with links AND higher rankings traffic should improve...yes???
(test who are linked to your site: go to the Infoseek search engine
(http://www.infoseek.com ),
and type in the following, without the parentheses or spaces, of course:
link:(the name of your site).
LinkOPP are running an online marketing course FREE, if you're not already
on it, email me for details....
mailto:ukjerry@...?subject=course
include your LinkOPP Id & agdc ID
Having a domain name adds credibilty to your business.
I personally now don't bother with sub-domain urls.
If I see some wonder-do-it-all program advertised on a site ending with
.com/members/whoever/index.html
I think Oh yeah this program is so good you aint got a domain.
Unles I actually "KNOW" the person whose site it is...
This is however different from a re-seller program url ending in
(?cgi whatever)
I know there are really credible marketers out there without a domain, but
I also know I'm not the only one who thinks along these lines.
Why risk it????????
When you become a linkOPP associate, you automatically get 20Mb of space.
Why not just register a name with InterNIC & use the space you're already
entitled to as your start-up domain??? you can always upgrade if you
out grow it..
Internic fees are $70 to cover 2 years....
LinkOPP also offer a 3 instalment payment scheme so you're not going to
skint yourself signing under them.
There are plenty of other products & services that are open to you as a
linkOPP member, all can be re-sold &/ or used for your own benefit.
Take the tour for the complete list....
Dan & Doug at LinkOPP have the patience of saints, they guided me through
the teething problems we had when AGDC was first launched.
They are helpful & above all honest.
To put it this way, I rate LinkOPP so highly I built a downline club around
it!!! AGDC's domain is hosted on LinkOPP servers, AGDC has dispensation for
existing LinkOPP members to join in a second or greater position.
I staked My whole credibilty on this program being 100% Kosher!!!
I'm not going to quote commission rates, bonuses, potential earnings etc.
I know what I've earnt from BOTH my linkOPP positions since I have been
a member holds it firmly at the top of my personal Top10 since day 1.
Hope that explains "Why-I-Use...LinkOPP
Next week: Click-thru & Links2U
Send me your entry!!!!!
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EZINE ADVERTISING: DOES IT REALLY WORK?
By Jack Bartlett
When it comes to advertising on the Internet, there are many choices,
but which one is the best?
Let's look at three alternatives:
MASS EMAIL
Mass Email is the electronic form of Direct Mail, and is one of the most
effective forms of advertising. Assuming you have a very large
"in-house" mailing list, your ad waits in the recipients emailbox until
it is read! It is cost-effective (no postage), fast (virtually
instantaneous), and can provide tremendous results.
Email can target a large range of specific markets, such as Opportunity
Seekers, General Business, Small Business Owners, Home Based Businesses,
Networkers, Accountants, Sports/Outdoors, Fitness/Exercise,
Health/Nutrition Millionaires, Lawyers/Legal, Single Parents, Fashion,
Computers, Financial, Math/Sciences, Languages, Medical Field,
Homeowners, Real Estate, Automotive, Education, Telecommunications,
Hardware & Tools, Store Owners, Job Hunters, etc.
But if you don't have a very large "in-house" mailing list, you might
want to consider the next alternative...
FREE MAILING LISTS
There are literally hundreds of these lists available for your use. All
you have to do is subscribe to one of these lists as a member. As a
member, you agree to receive email messages from other list members who
generally send their posts to the list on a daily basis. You in turn,
then, can send your message to the list which will be distributed via
email to everyone on the list.
At first thought, you might say, "Hey, this is great! I can send my
advertising messages everyday to hundreds of willing recipients. And, if
I join more than one mailing list, I can reach more people with my ads."
But wait a minute. There are drawbacks to this system of advertising.
Remember, you'll be receiving posts in your emailbox daily from hundreds
of other members touting their latest marketing endeavor. And since
most subscribers to these "Free Mailing Lists" join several of these
lists, you will be getting inundated with the same ads from the same
people every day!
Most of the very active list participants don't even read your ad. They
just want the opportunity to collect your email address to send you
their offers again and again and again.
Believe me, I've tried this avenue for promoting my products and
services until it got to the point that my emailbox contained over 90%
"reply" messages! After awhile, I just started deleting these posts
without ever reading them. On top of all this, just imagine how long it
takes to receive 200 - 500 emails each day!
So now you're probably thinking, "If I don't have a large "in-house"
mailing list, and I don't want the aggravation of joining "Free Mailing
Lists", what other alternative do I have?"
EZINE ADVERTISING
I like to think of Ezine Advertising as "The Ultimate Internet Marketing
Weapon". Although there are numerous Ezines that focus on Internet
Marketing, you can find many others in the categories listed above in
this report. Some Ezines even offer Free Classified Ads as an inducement
to subscribe. And, by all means, take advantage of these offers when
presented, even though your ad may only receive 1 or 2 exposures.
There have been many studies regarding advertising effectiveness.
Overall, these studies show that an average prospect needs to see your
ad about 7 times before they act on it. And, that's for Direct Mail
campaigns via the U.S. Postal Service. (Net Websters usually refer to
this as "snail mail".)
With the voluminous amount of information available on the Web today,
the number of repeated exposures may be even higher - perhaps 10-15.
Therefore, you should consider advertising your products or services for
at least a 13-week period.
Now the question is, "In which Ezines should I advertise, and how much
is it going to cost me?"
Well, you could just start subscribing "willy-nilly" to every Ezine that
you can find, but this would be a very tedious and time consuming task
just to find out how many subscribers each Ezine has, and determine if
their ad rates are justified by their subscriber base.
Is there another way? Yes!
EZINE ADVERTISING NETWORK
This is a Network of Publishers and Advertisers that promote
cost-effective marketing campaigns that are of benefit to both entities.
The Publishers enjoy an ever increasing subscriber base, while the
Advertisers get a substantial discount for running ads with the Member
Publishers. And to further sweeten the deal, you can earn a very
lucrative income by participating either as a Publisher or Advertiser!
Email Advertising, especially Ezine Advertising, is destined to be the
chosen advertising format in the new millennium. It's affordability and
effectiveness will effect small businesses with the same impact full
page ads and TV advertising effect very large businesses.
The advertising budget will no longer be one's main consideration.
Selecting the best online marketing campaign will!
To get all the details about this innovative program, just click on the
following link:
mailto:ezine-m-l-m@...?subject=ezine
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*Article Copyright 1999 By Jack Bartlett, Globemark International
Jack publishes 5 Internet Ezines, and is a Member of the Ezine
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UK Jerry comment:
Am I glad Jack sent this article to all us ezine publishers who are in the
"Ezine AdNet": I was thinking of what to write for next weeks "Why-I-Use" bit.
This article has saved me racking my poor brain.
Cos Ezine AdNet was going to be the next one....
Thanks alot Jack..Nice one.
The program has gone absolutely mental for me, I've managed to get a few
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if not already......
Big Money Ed (Ed Walde) & Tommy C (cammnet) are both upline to me.
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Don't cost nothing to find out how you too can benefit from Ezine advertising
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Potential ad views +170,000 & rising!!!!!
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Talking of adverts.....It's Payback time....
In trying to keep postings AOL friendly, the ad section will be revamped as
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I'm cutting back on the number of words in an advert.
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Paid ads, or ad swaps or barter ads will be 20 words + email address + url
Solo/ exclusive mailings limited to 10 per month. 100 words.
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& thats mine anyhow...LOL)
Sponsor ads 40 words + contact details...
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Purrrrrleasssssse, mention paychecks when answering an advert.
Please note the #'s in brackets are how many ads have run.
ie (2/4) means this is 2nd ad of 4
(?) means that ad will run until I'm told otherwise....
If YOUR ad isnt listed, its either run out or you've not sent one,
or I forgot it. Please tell me which.
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Welcome to:
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Free Offers Update 2nd feb 1999
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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Hi again so soon Peeps.
Just after I sent yesterdays issue, these 2 new Free Trial offers came in.
As Paychecks regulars know, all new freebies, offers & sweepstakes are mailed
as soon as I get them. The autoresponder & pages will be updated to show
these new offers later today.
Enjoy.
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Welcome to:
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Volume 2 Issue # 6 (8th feb 1999).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
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"This ezine featured at EzineCenter.com -
The Ezine Search Engine(tm)
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Proud member Ezine Advertising Network
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Greetings from across the "Pond" to all NEW subscribers & Paychecks regulars.
If you like what you see, please tell others, if you dont, please tell me.
I'm always open to suggestions on how to improve things.
All email addresses posted have the owners permission........
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Contents
1. Editorial. usual UK Jerry ramblings *g*
UKJ is psychic!!!! (or psychotic???)
AOL mlm SUCKS (cont.) Mark Yarnell,
Hackers/InterNIC, & all this on the fly too...
2. AGDC -small update/info
3. Survey: Ad Prize Winner, Info + Autoresponders
4. Joke spot
5. "Why I use......" Click-thru & Links2u
6. Contact info / downline help group
Part 2
7. FREE offers, 12 new ones came in today...here they are before the site &
autoresponders get edited
8. Payback time; Heres the ads!!!
If any links are down, please let me know........Thanks
(All views contained in this ezine are based on my own opinion or experience
of events, however I do try to remain neutral as best I can)
I also reserve the right to poke fun if I want to!!!
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Editorial.... Usual UKjerry Ramblings
Hi peeps.
I'm afraid this weeks ramble isnt funny at all!!!!! Bl**dy scary more like.
Doo-dur-doo-dur X-files /twilight zone etc.
Either I'm a psychic, or it isn't just me who really doubts the AOL mlm
validity.
Last week I slammed that program from a UK standpoint,
What happens yesterday??
My copy of M-L-M truth ezine turns up, what is the main subject matter???
AOL MLM sucks!!!!!
There are aspects to this program I obviously missed as I was inspecting
it's viability for a Brit to get involved with, & as soon as the part about
paying tax in TWO countries showed its ugly face, man I'm outta there.
Enter "Charles Loeven" (cpl49@...) (Yup thats an "L" not a (ONE)!!
This guy sends my "mlm truth" ezine regular as clockwork, & I gotta admit
its one of the few I get that I stop whatever I'm doing & DEVOUR its content.
I've recommended this ezine on several occassions & if you dont subscribe
to it for your own protection, then AFAIC, you are leaving yourself wide open.
This is where I picked up info on 2Xtreme, & plenty of other glossy looking
programs that when it comes down to it are just plain cr*p!!!
I know full well theres a few AOL mlm reps on this list, I advise you &
everyone else to ask Charles to send this issue to you, or better still
subscribe to it.
On 2nd thoughts dont subscribe, Then when I reveal all these goodies I look
better & well informed...LOL
Seriously tho', this report examines the comp.plan, what a joke that is...
The sheer fact that any rep will be in direct competition with the company
AND the fact that the company handling all this has only been around since
1998.
AND some other juicy bits too...
I wont quote anything direct as the material is copyrighted,
just get Charles to send it to you direct.
mailto:cpl49@...?subject=AOLsucks-UKJ
Something that was a complete mystery to me, was a write up of
Mark Yarnells I E crystal, whatever the **** that is/they are ...
But, it also seems this too is a big mistake to get involved with,
& Mr Yarnell himself is pulling away from the program.....
Make your own mind up on that one!!!!
To top it all, this mornings venture into my mailbox brought
another ezine that I read & regularly stop everything to do so....
This is Internet ScamBusters;
To subscribe:
mailto:scambusters@...?subject=subscribe-UKJ
The content of this ezine followed on quite nicely from what I
said happened to Dave Haydens "Blue Rabbit" in last weeks issue;
mailto:1feb@...?subject=ezine
In ISB was an article on how to find out if anyone is slagging you or your
company off over the web. Citing an actual event of this too...
Obviously no names mentioned!!
I hope none of us ever get Bad-mouthed" by some malicious ***********'s,
but the sad fact of it is, these "people" are out there.
Hey don't shoot the messenger, read the stuff for yourselves!!!
Almost finally, LinkOPP's domain/servers were down for a few days last
week. Thankfully A-G-D-C.com was unaffected, but it seems (according to
windsong)
that InterNIC got hacked into.
I havent found anything else out about this but would appreciate
any info you have...Thanks...
Man what a bad start to the week eh...
But hopefully next issue will be back to the normal madness.
I hate being serious for too long, I'd much rather have some fun!!!!
I will say this tho'... Thanks to Gary Kuckles(last advert in 2nd part)
for the Press release.... (are you reading this dave"E")????
Also to Pam Jones
http://www.profitpowerpromo.com
for the site review of the Paychecks domain in the latest "PiP" ezine....
I think next time I wanna Press Release I'll use Pams review...
Better than the one I sent Gary....LOL
All this has been done on the fly..I forgot I had an issue due out today..
Didnt even email the survey winner til late last night..tut tut naughty boy!!!
Now my typing finger hurts... ( & thats finger SINGULAR) ...LOL
(Who said GOOD!!!)
Be Lucky
L8r
UKJ
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AGDC
As promised in last weeks issue, the AGDC updates will be small from now on.
This is to save space, & the fact AGDC members now have a daily mailing
from your truley.
In it I provide hints tips & promotional ideas etc.
I have already negotiated 1 nice big fat discount for members,
& am working on a few more....
Cant say what it is here, as I was made to promise only AGDC members
would know about it.. Whet yer appetite, pique yer curiosity tho...
You can join AGDC for free by joining LinkOPP in either a freebie place OR
a paid for place.. check out:
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Also recently introduced is a buddy system whereby members are encouraged
to work WITH each other in small groups, all promoting each others urls in
different places...
This is very popular with members especially those who pay per minute for a
connection.... I've not come across it before either.......
I'm gradually getting on top of sorting out/ partnering up more groups,
so soon AGDC members will be noticed all over the web
My own position in the Ezine Advertising Networks has now started posting
adverts in the 1st batch of 10 member ezines...
This should give AGDC a lot more exposure...
140,000 subscriber base in those 10.
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Survey / Sponsor ad winner
Thanks to all of you who replied to the survey I ran last week.
As promised heres the winners advert in sponsor position. the solo will
come later in the week. Well done & thanks Debra:
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I will just have to mention dave"E" here, as he was the only one who
altered the subject line to "Do-what-you-want-cos-yer-will-anyway"
Well I found that amusing, does he really "know" me that well!!!!LOL
Anyhow if you wanna advertise here, email this autoresponder for details:
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For a full list of things on autoresponders:
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Joke Spot
Apart from dave"E" of dalepublishing.com pulling my leg on the survey,
NO one has sent me any publishable, short, clean jokes.
Boating-jon (boating-jon@...)of Options Unlimited ezine
started his come back, but has given up.
Must be all that dreaming about being back ski-ing eh Jon...LOL
Got a joke ??I could use a laff...send them too me. Its worth it cos when
the ezine gets posted online, you'll get a link back to your site!!!
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Why I use......
This week Click-thru & links2U;
Internet marketing outside the USA is a totaly different ball game.
We who pay for local calls by the minute are at a big disadvantage.
Both these programs are suitable for both USA & non-USA netizens.
Both work on the principle of "surfing for credits" for those who get
free local calls, & "buying targeted visitors" for us who don't!!!
Click-thru has the edge AFAIC (as far as I'm concerned), the stats page is
really comprehensive, & theres always something extra up for grabs.
tech support are brillient too!!!!
I have 3 click thru accounts, 2 free ones, & the one at the paychecks
domain costs $15 per month. Paychecks has recieved over 1000 unique
visitors since December from this one program alone, so just by the law of
averages I've had some sign-ups to different programs or the ezine....
Thats with no surfing done by me, I just havent had time....
There is no way that this system can be tampered with that I've found anyway.
If you re-visit a site you cant re-register as you get a message saying
you've already logged into this site. There are some amazing sites on this
network.
Well worth actually exploring some of them past the Click-Thru logo.
You get credits for new sign-ups & if they join on a paying basis, you get
a small commission thru 5 levels. I usually get enough to pay for the next
months credits...
Links2U:
Similar in concept, except that each visitor has to log into your site by
leaving their email address in the registration form.
This comes in handy for capturing the address!!!!
However, some people do try & (some succeed in) abuse of the system.
You are only supposed to register a visit once every 24 hours,
but what some do is come to the site just before midnight & then return
afterwards... Theres a few other tricks used too....
What I personally do now is have a links2U logo on a few pages, & move the
actual one thats linked to the registration form about each month.
Visitors can access the registration form after 1 extra click, so I suppose
its quits really.
I also have these logos at the bottom of the page/url they are registered
at. This ensures the visitor has to scroll through the other stuff on that
particular page. If you follow this idea, make sure that your pages are
reasonably small.
Definatley no bigger than 20k as thats abuse from you.
The same goes for how many pages they have to click thru before being able
to register. 1 extra click isnt too bad, however one guy made me go thru 12
pages... That was in my early web days when I was on the freebie option of
Links2u, I soon upgraded to gold & bought myself 10,000 visits!!!!
It was $100 Austrailian (US$$ 60) then, I think its gone up for the Gold
now...
A neat tip I was told about by Jimbo (brit-worldwide.com) was to start off
surfing with Click-Thru. Then if someone has both logos on a page, right
mouse click the Links2U logo 1st, to open a new window, register, then go
back to click the Click-thru logo & carry on your surfing.
Both these programs are featured at
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If you have an interesting "Why I use..." please email it to me at:
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get your favoUrite methods posted here....
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Anyone can reach me with their questions, or just a chat etc
Phone: (44) 0181-931-5090
Fax: (44) 0181-931-5090
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This is a no ad/ no spam discussion group, open to anyone in a downline
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Membership extends to anyone YOU sponsor into the program YOU are under
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Also to any one they sponsor etc......
This group is fairly unique, I havent come across one like it.
Where else can you contact ALL your upline with one email????
Use this group as part of YOUR U.S.P. Unique Selling Point.
It will give you an edge when sponsoring prospects
Til next time
Be Lucky
L8r
UK Jerry
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Welcome to:
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Volume 2 Issue # 6 (8th feb 1999).
"Paychecks On-line, we do it for YOU"
Part 2 FREEBIES & Adverts
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