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I was just thinking the other day after I sent off the previous
ezine. I had miscalculated when I said we were already
3 years old. As it turns out, we won't be 3 until March.
That's not too far away now though!

I imagine most of ya'll are busy preparing for Thanksgiving.
I know I'm looking forward to spending time with family
and taking some time off the computer. It's amazing how
fast time flies when you're working online!

Have you seen Monsters Inc or Harry Potter yet? If
you haven't, I highly recommend both! My husband
Jack and I thoroughly enjoyed them. One doesn't
need to have kids to enjoy those movies. We just
couldn't stop laughing at the short Pixar movie just
before the main Monsters feature. Maybe you can
take a chance this weekend to go check them out.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on them.

I'm proud to say I got my motorcycle license yesterday!
I admit it took me 2 tries to get through the safety class
when my 64-year-old mother-in-law and my 22ish
sister-in-law got through the first time. Oh well,
can't win them all! :)

Well, I guess it's time to dig into this issue. For
your reading enjoyment, I have included TWO
Articles in addition to the usual inspiration, humor,
and classified ads. Please feel free to share your
thoughts with me when you have a chance. I'm
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Warmest Regards,

Dawn Allen
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In This Issue:

1. Welcome/Intro
2. Article: "Cure for Illegal Operations" by Michael Smith
3. Inspiration
4. Subscriber Free Ads
5. Article: "Chancing the Arm!" by Dr. Bill Nieporte
6. Humor
7. Next Week's Free Classifieds Deadline

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Cure for "Illegal Operations" Sydrome
..........by Michael Smith

"You have performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION,
the program will be shut down!" But I didn't do anything!
Really, I was just sitting here. :-(

You did update Windows, right?
And have the current drivers for all of your other
hardware and software, don't you? How important
is it? Well if you are experiencing a lot of crashes this
may just be the cure. Very few people understand
what happens in Windows when you install new
software and hardware. Since Bill Gates wants to
be the boss, obviously he put everything into Windows
to make it work with Microsoft products.

Now all the other companies that sell you things
have to make theirs for the Gates configuration.
Some are not too good at it and some are just
careless. For those you get the Blue Screen of
Death. Ever see this one?

"You have performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION,
the program will be shut down!"? Then a whole bunch
of numbers and stuff even a Geek may not understand.

Well it is really a simple matter of shared files not getting
along in your Puter. One says "I am going to decide how
this operation is done" and the other one says "no you're
not!" So the one with the newest info may win but you
get blamed for it because the program didn't do it the
"Gates Way" and the result is that the program could
not start.

Now you get a new program out of the box, put it
on your Puter and guess what? The program probably
has a whole ton of updates available to make it get
along with Windows. Windows has a whole bunch of
new updates to screw with the other companies but "You
performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION". Feel a little
insulted? I do. Then there are some companies that really
don't want your Puter to cooperate with Windows. They
want a piece of the Giant and guess who pays for it?
Yup, we do.

I won't mention any names but AOL and Netscape are
2 of the biggest offenders. After that comes Real Player
and a list a mile long. But let's not make the problem
too simple. Several companies are out to get each other
and at your expense. Yeah, right. They tell you it is
someone else that is the cause and that company swears
that it is another one. So here you are caught in the
middle and nobody has bothered to tell you that
something as simple as downloading the latest updates
and drivers just might solve the problems they are busy
blaming each other for.

Here are a couple of solutions for you. First try and
find out what all your hardware is. Printers are easy,
the name and model are on the front. But what about
your CD ROM, Audio System, and monitor? A lot
of times, they just don't have that information available.
Yup even keyboards can have updated drivers. Drivers?
Updates? Hardware? Software?.

All of your Hardware runs with Drivers. You can find
out the model information and a lot more about them
from the "Control Panel". From your START button
find SETTINGS, click on that then CONTOL PANEL.
Once in the CONTROL PANEL scroll down to SYSTEM
and double click. The first window will give you the
information on the maker of the Puter and Processor
plus how much Memory you have installed and the
version of Windows you have.

Next click on the DEVICE MANAGER tab. You will
see a listing of the DEVICES in your Puter. By clicking
the + beside each item you can see what you need to find
out what the product is. You don't need to open the
SYSTEM DEVICES unless you are just curious. Now
you get to play detective. Go get em, Columbo!

In most cases you can just do a search for the manufacturer
and go straight to their site. Drivers will usually be found
under SUPPORT and should have download and installation
instructions. You should check for updates at least every 6
to 8 weeks if not more often. Software updates are not
as hard. Most of the programs have a link in the Help
menu to go to their site and some even have an update
link.

But before you start updating 3rd party software
(Not Microsoft), you should get the latest updates for
your version of Windows. Hey, guess what? Gates
made this one easy!

Click on the START button then go up near the top
of the column and you will see Windows Update.
Sheer genius! Just click it. You will have to be connected
to the Internet first. When the browser opens just click
on the Products Updates and your Puter will be searched
for what needs to be updated. From there it is only a
matter of following pretty simple instructions (simple?
from Microsoft?). It really is pretty easy to do.

One more little thing before I leave you with all this
confusion. I use a program for all my Software that isn't
Microsoft from ZDNet called, you guessed it, Updates.
http://updates.cnet.com
There is a small download and then it will search your hard '
drive and give you a report of all available updates for your
software then the option to download the updates. Best of all
it is FREE! Subscribe, download the program, get your
updates and they will e-mail you a reminder to keep up with
them.

Your life will be a lot easier and maybe you won't see
so many of "The Blue Screen of Death" or "You have
performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION, the program
will be shut down!" Cause ya didn't. It ain't your fault.

Happy Putering,
Mike Smith, esm
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INSPIRATION

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1. Always say LESS than you think.

2. Make promises sparingly and keep
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3. Speak kind and encouraging words
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4. Show your interest in others by
being an active listener.

5. Be cheerful. Everyone has their
own problems. No sense in sharing
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6. Keep an open mind. Discuss,
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7. Discourage gossip. Don't initiate
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8. Be sensitive to the feelings of others.

9. Don't be upset about ill-natured
remarks made about you. Live so
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10.Take control of yourself. Don't
allow your reactions to control
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"Chancing the Arm!"
by Dr. Bill Nieporte

On display at the St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin, Ireland, is
an ancient door with a rough, hewn, rectangular opening hacked
in the center. Here's the story:

In 1492 two Irish families (the Ormonds and Kildares) were
involved in a bitter feud. Besieged by Gerald Fitzgerald (the
Earl of Kildares), Sir James Butler (the Earl of the Ormonds)
and his followers took refuge in St. Patrick’s Cathedral.

The seige wore on for several weeks and Gerald Fitzgerald
concluded that the feud was foolish. The two families
worshipped the same God, lived in the same community, and
attended the same church--yet they were engaged in a life or
death battle. Fitzgerald went to the chapel door where the
Ormands were held up. He called Sir James and promised on his
honor that no harm would come him.

Sir James feared treachery and refused to respond. Fitzgerald
grabbed a spear and hacked a hole in the door. Then he thrust
his arm through it. In a moment his arm was grasped by Sir
James and the feud ended. It was from this gesture that we get
the expression "Chancing (risking) one’s arm."

"Chancing the arm!" Such and act involves the possibility of
great peril or tragedy. "Chance the arm" and somebody might cut
it off. On the other hand, if you do nothing, you will probably
battle yourself into oblivion. Some things that are worth the
risk.

To be successful in any of life's ventures will demand that we
cultivate the ability to take some risks in our lives. I
learned this 18 years ago when I attended my Senior Prom with my
date--the gorgeous captain of the cheerleading squad. No, I
wasn't a jock or Mr. Popularity. How did I get such a date?
Quite simply I took a chance. I asked the girl out and she said
YES!

I learned an important lesson. If you want something you've got
to go for it. There are no guarantees your dreams will come
true if you go for them. But one thing is certain! Your dreams
will never come true if you don't take a chance and risk
something. No matter how you slice it, SUCCESS demands RISK.

What do you want? Are you willing to take some risks to achieve
your desired success?

Do you want to be a successful in Network Marketing? Then
you've got to risk some rejection when you make your prospecting
phone calls.

Do you want to be a successful author? The you've got to WRITE
your articles and risk rejection after you SUBMIT THEM.

Want to have a successful romantic relationship with somebody
special? Then you've got to risk letting down your guard and
being emotionally vulnerable.

What risks are you willing to take today to make all your
tomorrows more successful?

Chance the arm!


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Dr. Bill Nieporte is editor of three popular ezines.
"The Success In Life Newsletter" http://www.ezinesuccess.com
"The Expert Marketer's Ezine" http://expertmarketers.com
& "The Sunday Sermon" http://billnieporte.pastor.com
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HUMOR:

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out late for a few nights, Eve became
upset. "You're running around with other women," she
charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the
only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued off and on all day until Adam fell
asleep. But he was soon awakened by Eve poking him
in the chest.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs."
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